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|fumble=Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. ''Bum bum bum!'' He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture.}}


{{acquire|item=bum cheek|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=bum cheek|chance=32%}}
{{acquire|item=dented harmonica|chance=15.3%}}
{{acquire|item=dented harmonica|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=Mad Train wine|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=Mad Train wine|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=moxie weed|chance=14.8%}}
{{acquire|item=moxie weed|chance=15%}}
{{stat|1}}
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Revision as of 04:33, 23 September 2011

rushing bum You're fighting a rushing bum

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!

Hit Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Ow!

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Oof!

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

Fumble Message:

Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: bum cheek (32% chance)*
You acquire an item: dented harmonica (15% chance)*
You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: moxie weed (15% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.

Notes

References

  • "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
  • The critical and fumble messages refer to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.