Bartender-in-the-box (Campground)

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Bartender-in-the-box

A Bartender-in-the-box is a furnishing located at your Campground.

Notes

• Obtained by using a bartender-in-the-box.
• A Bartender-in-the-box performs cocktailcrafting for you, without costing adventures. It'll last around 80 to 100 mixes before exploding in a mess of parts and Booze, with the message: "Smoke begins to pour from the head of your bartender-in-the-box. It begins to vibrate noisily, spits out a few drinks at random, and then explodes." This will happen even in the middle of mixing multiple drinks. The remaining amount of drinks will remain unmixed.
• You will receive some warning messages before this actually happens:
  • "The lid of your bartender-in-the-box suddenly pops open, and then closes again. Curious."
  • "You hear a strange chattering noise emanating from the innards of your bartender-in-the-box."
  • "You hear an unhealthy-sounding clicking noise coming from inside your bartender-in-the-box."
  • "Your bartender-in-the-box begins to vibrate, then stops with a clanking sound."
• The Clockwork Bartender-in-the-box does the same thing, but lasts longer.
• Upon ascension, your Bartender-in-the-box is lost and must be re-obtained in your next incarnation.

• You obtain 3-4 drinks when your bartender explodes:

• beertini (only available from bartender explosion)
• bloody beer
• bloody mary
• grog
• martini
• papaya sling
• papaya slung (only available from bartender explosion)
• rum and cola
• salty dog
• salty slug (only available from bartender explosion)
• screwdriver
• strawberry daiquiri
• tomato daiquiri (only available from bartender explosion)
• vodka and cranberry
• whiskey and cola
• whiskey sour
• white Canadian

• You also recover 1-7 of your original bartender-in-the-box parts:

• beer lens (up to 2)
• broken skull
• box
• cocktailcrafting kit
• disembodied brain
• spring

• For those so inclined, probably the cheapest, fastest, and easiest way to intentionally blow up a bartender is to make a bunch of drinks with fermenting powder. The ingredients for those drinks can all be purchased cheaply from NPC stores.