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{{acquire|item=zombie pineal gland|chance=?}}
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==References==
==References==
*Contrary to popular belief, the scary pirate DOES NOT drop a zombie pineal gland.  Some unknown jerk decided to post this lie to artificially deflate the prices of zombie pineal glands.
*"Jeorb" and the strange pronunciation given for "brains" are references to [[Wikipedia:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]], specifically Coach Z's accent and his inability to say the word "job" in the cartoon "A Jorb Well Done".  "Braiarrrns" is also an attempt to fuse a zombie's catch-phrase "brains" with a pirate's "arr."   
*"Jeorb" and the strange pronunciation given for "brains" are references to [[Wikipedia:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]], specifically Coach Z's accent and his inability to say the word "job" in the cartoon "A Jorb Well Done".  "Braiarrrns" is also an attempt to fuse a zombie's catch-phrase "brains" with a pirate's "arr."   
*The part about looking like a zombie in the light of the moon is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean]] and its zombie pirate crew.
*The part about looking like a zombie in the light of the moon is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl|Pirates of the Caribbean]] and its zombie pirate crew.

Revision as of 22:42, 9 December 2007

Scary pirate
Monster ID
Locations Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
Hit Points Indeterminate
Attack Indeterminate
Defense Indeterminate
Initiative Indeterminate
Meat 41
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements Indeterminate
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops Jolly Roger charrrm, snakehead charrrm, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
scary pirate You're fighting a scary pirate

Like some cursed pirates, this one looks like a zombie by the light of a full moon (or moons). Unlike most pirates, this one looks like a zombie in any light. You can see every sinew in his rotting arrrrms.

Hit Message(s):

He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrrnnns!" and gnaws on your skull. And your crossbones. Argh! Argh! Ow! Ooh!

He loots your booty. It hurts exactly as much as you'd think it would. Eek! Ow! Oof! Oof!

He swings a rusty cutlass at you and slices you in the giblets. Great, now you're going to get lockjaw. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He swings his rusty cutlass at you, but it's too dull to cut you. Regardless of whether you're a lass or not.

He tries to loot your booty, but you shake it too fast for him to keep up.

He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrnns!" and starts to gnaw on your skull, but does a pretty lousy jeorb.


After Combat
You gain 41 Meat.
You acquire an item: Jolly Roger charrrm (? chance)*
You acquire an item: snakehead charrrm (? chance)*
You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 14 <substat>.

Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.

References

  • "Jeorb" and the strange pronunciation given for "brains" are references to Homestar Runner, specifically Coach Z's accent and his inability to say the word "job" in the cartoon "A Jorb Well Done". "Braiarrrns" is also an attempt to fuse a zombie's catch-phrase "brains" with a pirate's "arr."
  • The part about looking like a zombie in the light of the moon is most likely a reference to Pirates of the Caribbean and its zombie pirate crew.