Sham champagne

sham champagne

This is the delicious synthehol beverage that "Handyman" Jay robots use to get their clients in the mood.

Presumably, by "the mood" we mean "the mood to have the 'hinges oiled' on your 'screen door.'"

Type: booze (good)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Level required: 7
Selling Price: 133 Meat.

(In-game plural: glasses of sham champagne)

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Obtained From

Seaside Megalopolis

"Handyman" Jay Android

When Consumed

You drink the sham champagne, reflecting on how that joke never gets old. The "bubbles" go up your "nose."

You gain 3-8 Adventures.

You gain 38-58 Chutzpah.

You gain 6−15 Mana Points. You acquire an effect: Shamboozled (duration: 10 Adventures)

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 769
• 🥈: Shammy5000 (#2462174) - 540
• 🥉: Melech (#1885406) - 227
• #4: Nikademus (#95105) - 163
• #5: Llabak (#1925784) - 145
• #6: Pastahead (#486552) - 105
• #7: Darkling (#1687415), caducus (#2152206) - 100
• #9: Dik (#479044) - 73
• #10: Yatsufusa (#1617484) - 69

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References

• This item references the quote "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."