Shirts

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Shirts are equipment that can be worn on your torso. However, you need to have the Torso Awaregness skill before you even realize what a torso is, that you may have one, and where you might be able to find yours. Below is a listing of all of the shirts currently available, and their respective power.

Name	Power	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
chamoisole	200	200 Muscle	10	Serious Slime Resistance
Chester's muscle shirt	200	200 Muscle	22	Muscle +20% Damage Reduction: +10
Extra-see-thru nightie	200	200 Muscle	22	Moxie +15%
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	200	200 Muscle	41	+15 Spooky Damage +15 Stench Damage +15 Hot Damage +15 Cold Damage +15 Sleaze Damage Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
letterman's jacket	200	200 Muscle	18	Slight Slime Resistance All Attributes +10% Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Mer-kin breastplate	200	85 Muscle	19	Damage Absorption +40 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
sea salt scrubs	200	85 Muscle	15	Mysticality +15% Maximum HP/MP +400
shark jumper	200	85 Muscle	12	Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
duct tape shirt	195	82 Muscle	15	Moxie +9 +20% Meat from Monsters
bat-ass leather jacket	180	77 Muscle	22	Mysticality +10 Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos apron	170	70 Muscle	14	Serious Hot Resistance
snailmail hauberk	165	67 Muscle	17	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 HP and MP per adventure
star shirt	165	67 Muscle	10	All Attributes +5
Grimacite gown	150	40 Muscle	14	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
grungy flannel shirt	150	60 Moxie	20	Moxie +11
hairshirt	150	40 Muscle	9	A prize from The Swagger Shop Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace light
spangly mariachi vest	150	60 Muscle	21	Moxie +10% Combat Initiative -25%
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	43	See item entry
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	42	+3 Extra PvP Fights
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	42	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	42	50% Discount on Gift Packages
Grimacite guayabera	125	47 Muscle	19	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
hipposkin poncho	120	45 Muscle	16	Monster Level +10
yak anorak	115	42 Muscle	10	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
wumpus-hair sweater	110	40 Muscle	19	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +30
bronze breastplate	105	37 Muscle	18	Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction: +4
bod-ice	100	None	7	+25 to Monster Level +25 Sleaze Damage +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells This item will disappear at the end of the day.
cane-mail shirt	100	None	15	+25% Candy Items from Monsters +20 to Monster Level +15% Meat from Monsters
coconut bikini top	100	35 Muscle	18	Mysticality +5
flaming pink shirt	100	None	18	+15% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
floral print shirt	100	35 Muscle	18	Mysticality +5
gingham blouse	100	35 Muscle	14	Muscle +5
Gregarious Gregorian Smock	100	None	26
goth kid t-shirt	100	35 Muscle	16	Monster Level +5
"Humorous" T-shirt	100	35 Muscle	18	All Attributes +4 2x Fumble Chance
Moonthril Cuirass	100	40 Muscle	17	A quest item for 2,000 lunar isotopes from The Isotope Smithery Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
origami pasties	100	None	15	+30% Meat from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
psycho sweater	100	35 Muscle	14	Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Bonus Spell Damage +20%
rhinestone cowboy shirt	100	35 Muscle	23	Muscle +5
souvenir ski t-shirt	100	35 Muscle	20	Moxie +5
sugar shirt	100	None	11	+3 Stats Per Fight
tuxedo shirt	100	35 Muscle	12	Moxie +7 Gives extra adventures when drinking certain kinds of booze
Ultracolor™ shirt	100	35 Muscle	17	+X Spooky Damage +X Stench Damage +X Hot Damage +X Cold Damage +X Sleaze Damage X is the number of active effects you have
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	100	35 Muscle	19	+10% Meat from Monsters
ASCII shirt	90	30 Muscle	11	Mysticality +7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	90	30 Muscle	28	So-So Cold Resistance
clockwork trench coat	80	25 Muscle	21	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Damage Absorption +15
demonskin jacket	80	25 Muscle	16	Mysticality +5 +5 Damage to Hot Spells
flyest of shirts	80	25 Muscle	16	Moxie +5 Spell Damage +5
gnauga hide vest	80	25 Muscle	16	Damage Reduction: +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
turtlemail hauberk	80	25 Muscle	18	Damage Absorption +30 Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
Grateful Undead T-shirt	70	20 Muscle	23	+5% Items from Monsters
safety vest	70	20 Muscle	11	Damage Reduction: +3 Moxie +5
white hat hacker T-shirt	65	17 Muscle	24	2x Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +2
clownskin harness	60	15 Muscle	17	+2 Spooky Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
astral shirt	50	None	12	All Attributes + 10% +3 Stats Per Fight +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
red-and-green sweater	50	35 Moxie	21	Allows you to cast Static Shock once per combat: Deals 5-6 Damage MP Restore 5-6 MP
pirate shirt	50	10 Muscle	12	Moxie +3
supportive bra	50	10 Moxie	14	Moxie +3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	45	7 Muscle	30	Moxie +3
soggy wofl t-shirt	45	7 Muscle	18	Muscle +3
white snakeskin duster	45	7 Muscle	22	Muscle +2 Maximum HP +10
filthy hippy poncho	40	5 Muscle	19	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite shirt	35	2 Muscle	23	Muscle +3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	30	None	26	+7% Items from Monsters +7% Meat from Monsters
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	30	None	27	Moxie +10 Maximum HP +10
Mr. Shirt	30	None	9	All Attributes +1 Normally unobtainable
harem girl t-shirt	25	None	18	Moxie +3
frilly shirt	20	None	12	Mysticality +3
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	15	None	26
anniversary safety glass vest	10	None	29	All Attributes+1
Kiss the Knob apron	10	None	19	Maximum MP +5
Thinknerd T-Shirt	10	None	17	See item entry
Radio Free Jersey	0	None	17	A custom item given to Amplitude All Attributes +10 Serious Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one

Notes

• If your Muscle is too low for a shirt, the message "You're not sexy enough for this shirt" appears.

References

• The message about not having enough Muscle is a reference to the song "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.