Basic lihc

Basic lihc
Monster ID	2153
Locations	The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves
Hit Points	54
Attack	55
Defense	50
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, tendril
Drops	bottle of vodka, boxed wine
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a basic lihc

In life, this necromancer had a prediection^[sic] for yoga pants and pumpkin spice (when seasonally appropriate.) In undeath, it's more into murderous rage. One thing that hasn't changed, though, is its secret alcoholism.

Hit Message(s):

It slaps you in the <foot> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. Ooh! Oof! (spooky damage)

The lich wraps some of its tendrils in a ponytail holder and whips you in the <foot> with them. Eek! Ow! (spooky damage)

The lihc considers your shoes and makes an extremely disdainful noise. Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)

It shrieks at you in an ancient, forbidden tongue. #cursed Ouch! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It whispers in your ear: "DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE..." Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It slaps you in the <foot> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It gets briefly distracted by its phone.

The lihc pauses to take another swig from its enormous coffee.

It moves to attack you, but finds that it can't even right now.

Fumble Message:

It gets briefly distracted by its phone. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: boxed wine (30% chance)*

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Occurs at The Defiled Niche and The VERY Unquiet Garves.

Notes

• This monster may not be wished for.

References

Alludes to "a term used to condescendingly refer to women who have predictable or unoriginal style, interests, or behavior."