Sign-twirling Crimbo elf

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Sign-twirling Crimbo elf
Monster ID	1261
Locations	Crimbo 2012
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro, Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a sign-twirling Crimbo elf

You're stopped by an elf who is holding a big sign with an arrow on it. He points it to the left, but when you look that way, he spins it again so it's pointing to the right.

"Hey, it's getting close to Crimbo season," you say, "shouldn't you be making toys? Wait, let me guess. . ."

"Yup," the elf replies, "Uncle Crimbo's gone bonkers and fired us all again. But that's not important right now. The important thing is there are free tacos at Taco Dan's Taco Stand, over there! But wait, maybe it's over there! or maybe it's straight up into the sky!"

"What is the point of having a sign with an arrow on it if you never stop spinning it, dammit?" you ask, and the elf swings the sign at you.

Hit Message(s):

He spins the sign like a quarterstaff (or maybe a buck-and-a-quarterstaff) and whacks you in the shins with it. Oof!

Hit=He pokes you with one of the sharp corners on the sign. If only that company hadn't patented rounded rectangles, man. Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Chillacious Churro Data:Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Chillacious Churro

You gain some <substat>.

Notes

• This is a wandering monster during the Crimbo 2012 event.