Sleaze ghost

Sleaze ghost
Monster ID	1411
Locations	Dreadsylvanian Village
Hit Points	800
Attack	500
Defense	500
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	100%
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	transparent pants, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page, Freddy Kruegerand
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Isaiah Carson, who died of a venereal disease heretofore unknown to science

The wind moans and whooshes through the trees around you, an endless susurration that almost sounds like words.

You stop and listen more closely, and find it definitely sounds like words. Specifically, it sounds like a a sleazy ghost describing all the things she'd like to do with you, in explicit and nauseating detail.

or

You walk past the boarded-up Dreadsylvanian brothel. It's deserted, but morbid curiosity compels you to look at the "menu" posted on the front window.

"What on earth is the Dreadsylvanian Apricot Twist?" You wonder aloud.

A voice from behind you, seemingly sighing with the wind, replies, "Oh, that's like the Apricot Surprise, only the twist is that you--"

"Never mind; I don't think I want to know," you respond.

"I always hated prudes like you when I was alive," the sleazy ghost behind you replies, and attacks!

Hit Message(s):

She shapes her noncorporeal form into a crude representation of--um, let's say one of the Hole in the Sky constellations--and waves back and forth in front of you. So immature. So rude. So gross. Ugh! Oof! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She shapes her noncorporeal form into a crude representation of--um, let's say one of the Hole in the Sky constellations--and waves back and forth in front of you. So immature. So rude. So gross.

Miss Message(s):

She tries to shape her noncorporeal form into an obscene image, but you've obscene it all before, so she goes off to plumb new depths of depravity with which to shock you.

She tries to blow your skirt up, but having your skirt blown up isn't what blows your skirt up.

She tries to kiss you with spectral lips, but you reserve the right to refuse lip service to anyone.

She tries to lick you in the ear, but you avoid the tongue lashing.

She tries to pinch your cheek, but you tell her not to be cheeky.

She tries to smear you with ectoplasm, but you avoid the smear campaign.

She takes control of an Ouija board, but can't spell the horrible things she wants to say to you.

Fumble Message:

You acquire an item: transparent pants (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mark of the Ghost (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand (?% chance)*

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After Combat

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Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Village.

Notes

• The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected: