Slime Tube monster/Slime Colossus

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Slime Colossus
Monster ID	791
Locations	The Slime Tube
Hit Points	200
Attack	100
Defense	100
No-Hit	110
Initiative	55
Meat	None
Phylum	slime
Elements	slime
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	blob, pseudopod
Drops	big slimy cyst, slimy fermented bile bladder, slimy sweetbreads
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Slime Colossus

You hop into the slime, hoping that when you hop into the slime, it doesn't also hop into you. It seems far more aggravated than usual, a fact underscored by the massive, weapon-wielding pseudopods that spring up and start trying to smack you down.

or

You slide down the tube into a roiling, growling mass of Slime. A huge mass of it rears up in front of you, hulking, unstoppable. It's the juggernaut, so don't bitch, fight it!

or

You shout, "It's Slime Time!" and jump down the tube. Your pathetic attempt at humor displeases the Slime, and a gargantuan mass of it arises to make sure you don't say that, or anything, again.

or

You hop down into the slime, sinking knee-deep before you can pull your way out. Two massive pseudopods emerge from the roiling mass beneath you, prepared to beat you senseless.

Hit Message(s):

The Slime extrudes a big can of gasoline, pours it all over you, then extrudes a lighter and sets you on fire. That was complicated! And painful! (hot damage)

The Slime extrudes an anvil and drops it on your head. (slime damage)

The Slime extrudes an old bitchin' meatcar and runs you over with it. (slime damage)

It extrudes a pseudopod, grabs your feet, turns you upside down, and shakes you until your brains fall out your nose. (slime damage)

The Slime extrudes a massive tree trunk, and bashes you in the thigh. (slime damage)

It surrounds you in a Slime bubble and crushes you from all sides. (slime damage)

The Slime extrudes a big can of gasoline, pours it all over you, then extrudes a lighter and sets you on fire. That was complicated! And painful! (hot damage)

The Slime extrudes a massive scythe, with which it nearly severs your <arm>. (slime damage)

It extrudes a mace and sprays it in your face. Wait, no, the other kind of mace. You know, the kind that crushes your bones? (slime damage)

It crushes you beneath a giant wave of Slime. A Tslinami, if you will. (slime damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

The Slime extrudes a bear trap, but you're not a bear, so you bear up under the pressure.

The Slime extrudes a boulder, but it gets stuck in an over-the-shoulder boulder-holder.

The Slime extrudes a big rock, but it's extruded a rock so heavy it can't lift it.

The Slime extrudes a massive barbell, laden with hundreds of pounds of weights. It lifts the barbell over its head to hurl it at you, but there's a sick crunching sound as it collapses under the weight of the thing.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: slimy sweetbreads

You acquire an item: slimy fermented bile bladder

You acquire an item: big slimy cyst

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Occurs at The Slime Tube with over 1000 +ML.

Notes

• Names are randomly generated as <adjective> Slime <noun>.
  • The noun is one of: behemoth, colossus, juggernaut, leviathan
  • The adjective is one of: cyclopean, huge, immense, massive