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|critical=He starts to attack you, but notices that there's a loose thread on his shirt. He slowly pulls on it, muttering slowly under his breath, then sighs and looks up, blinks... you finally get so bored you attack yourself. {{ouch|2}} | |critical=He starts to attack you, but notices that there's a loose thread on his shirt. He slowly pulls on it, muttering slowly under his breath, then sighs and looks up, blinks... you finally get so bored you attack yourself. {{ouch|2}} | ||
|hit=He darts forward and smacks you on the neck. He may talk slow, but his hands are pretty damn fast. | |||
|hit=He darts forward and smacks you on the neck. He may talk slow, but his hands are pretty damn fast. {{ouch|5}} | |||
He slowly stands up, wanders over, and gives you a big ol' hug. You gag as his arms come up -- it smells like death in there. {{ouch|6}} {{element|stench}} | |||
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{{acquire|item=green clay bead}} | {{acquire|item=bullet-proof corduroys|chance=?}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Slow Talkin' Eliot's dogtags}} | {{acquire|item=green clay bead|chance=?}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Slow Talkin' Eliot's dogtags|chance=100?}} | |||
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Revision as of 00:50, 5 July 2007
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| Slow Talkin' Elliot | |
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| Monster ID | 511 |
| Locations | The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 190 |
| Defense | 171 |
| No-Hit | 200 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | 120-180 |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Slow Talkin' ElliotAt the base of a heavily-contested hill, you encounter a bearded hippy bent over tying his shoe. You catch a glimpse of his dogtags, and recognize him as Slow Talkin' Elliot, one of the most lauded soldiers in the hippy army. Legend says that the only reason he's not one of the top generals in the Army of One Love is that when his superiors asked him if he wanted the promotion, he took so long to answer that they had all been killed in battle before they had a chance to give him the rank.
"Hey... you..." he says, in his trademark drawl/crawl. "You're... one... of... those... frat... infidels."
You lay back on the grass and take a little nap while he pauses between sentences.
"I'm... going... to... squash... you... into..."
At this point, you get tired of waiting around, and charge at him, weapon at the ready.
Hit Message(s):
He darts forward and smacks you on the neck. He may talk slow, but his hands are pretty damn fast. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!
He slowly stands up, wanders over, and gives you a big ol' hug. You gag as his arms come up -- it smells like death in there. Ugh! Argh! Ow! Oof! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)
He starts to attack you, but notices that there's a loose thread on his shirt. He slowly pulls on it, muttering slowly under his breath, then sighs and looks up, blinks... you finally get so bored you attack yourself. Argh! Argh!
He tries to give you a big ol' stinky hug, but you easily dodge.
He tries to smack you, but his hands don't move any faster than his mouth.
He tells you a story full of folksy humor and homespun wisdom. You applaud politely.
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 | You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: green clay bead (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Slow Talkin' Eliot's dogtags (100? chance)* |
| You gain 45 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues.
