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<center>[[image:barrel.gif]] You're fighting a [[mimic]]</center>
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The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. <font color=red>'''Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow!'''</font>
The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. <font color=red>'''Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow!'''</font>
The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels. You gobble them down, and choke on one. <font color=red>'''Eek! Ouch! Ooh!'''</font>




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==References==
==References==
*Long predating [[the Dungeons of Doom]], this was the first [[Wikipedia:Nethack|Nethack]] reference in the Kingdom of Loathing.
*Long predating [[the Dungeons of Doom]], this was the first [[Wikipedia:Nethack|Nethack]] reference in the Kingdom of Loathing.
*The 'bag of pretzels' attack may reference an incident with President [[Wikipedia:George_W._Bush|George W. Bush]], who choked on a pretzel at home while relaxing, causing him to lose consciousness for several minutes.


[[Category:Adventure]]
[[Category:Adventure]]

Revision as of 13:07, 12 November 2005

You're fighting a mimic

You enter the barrel, and attempt to smash a barrel. But what you thought was a barrel turns out to actually be a mimic mimicing a barrel! You're confused -- you thought these things could only mimic chests!


It does a pretty decent impression of a monster kicking the stuffing out of you. Eek! Eek!

It does a good impression of a monster laying the smack down. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!

The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, which gives you a stern talking-to. You claw your eyes out in horror. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow!

The mimic turns into a delicious bag of preztels. You gobble them down, and choke on one. Eek! Ouch! Ooh!


It does a fairly lousy impression of something that's able to hurt you.

It does an awful impression of a monster hitting you in the elbow.

The mimic turns into a reasonable facsimile of your fifth grade teacher, but her varicose veins form a map that lets you evade her scolding

The mimic mimics a rock and tries to trip you, but you're not trippin'.


You gain 2 Muscleboundness.
You gain 1 Sarcasm.


Occurs at The Barrel full of Barrels.

References

  • Long predating the Dungeons of Doom, this was the first Nethack reference in the Kingdom of Loathing.
  • The 'bag of pretzels' attack may reference an incident with President George W. Bush, who choked on a pretzel at home while relaxing, causing him to lose consciousness for several minutes.