Somebody else's butt

<Player Name>'s butt
Monster ID	1049
Locations	using a photocopied monster of another player's butt
Hit Points	75% of <Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000)
Attack	<Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000)
Defense	<Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	cheek, crack
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting <Player Name>'s butt

You stare at the photocopy, wondering why <Player Name> had to sign their name on their photocopied butt, when suddenly the butt leaps out of the copy and attacks you!

May I suggest a rebuttal in the form of butt battering, lest you be the butt of the joke?

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

Its attack skills turn out to not be all they were cracked up to be.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

Fumble Message:

It makes a less than half-assed attempt to attack, and fails in an entirely whole-assed fashion. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

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Occurs when using a photocopied monster of another player's butt.

Notes

• Whenever a player's butt is defeated, they will receive a notification telling them that "<Player> has kicked your butt."