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Anyway, this particular Space Marine just showed the rest of his platoon a picture of his sweetheart, who just found out she's pregnant, and who he can't wait to see again as soon as he does one last mission. So, y'know, don't feel bad about taking him out; he's doomed.
Anyway, this particular Space Marine just showed the rest of his platoon a picture of his sweetheart, who just found out she's pregnant, and who he can't wait to see again as soon as he does one last mission. So, y'know, don't feel bad about taking him out; he's doomed.
|hit=He hops in an all-terrain vehicle and drives over you. Blame it on terrain, I guess. {{ouch|4}}
|hit=He hops in an all-terrain vehicle and drives over you. Blame it on terrain, I guess. {{ouch|4}}
Some kind of freaky alien thing pops out of his chest! It lands in front of you with a wet *splat,* bares its teeth, and hisses at you. Terrifying! {{ouch|4}}
|miss=A freaky alien thing pops out of the marine's chest, but it just grabs a top hat and cane and does a little soft-shoe.
|miss=A freaky alien thing pops out of the marine's chest, but it just grabs a top hat and cane and does a little soft-shoe.



Revision as of 14:44, 3 June 2009

Space Marine You're fighting a Space Marine

This is a roughnecked, jarheaded Space Marine. You know, they're the kind who are always getting sent on a bug hunt, a bug hunt, man! Game over, man! Game over!

Anyway, this particular Space Marine just showed the rest of his platoon a picture of his sweetheart, who just found out she's pregnant, and who he can't wait to see again as soon as he does one last mission. So, y'know, don't feel bad about taking him out; he's doomed.

Hit Message(s):

He hops in an all-terrain vehicle and drives over you. Blame it on terrain, I guess. Ow! Argh! Eek! Ow!

Some kind of freaky alien thing pops out of his chest! It lands in front of you with a wet *splat,* bares its teeth, and hisses at you. Terrifying! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He runs toward you, firing approximately eight hojillion rounds a second from his big freakin' space machine gun. You fall to the ground, and he stands over you thrusting his pelvis at your face. What a jerk. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

A freaky alien thing pops out of the marine's chest, but it just grabs a top hat and cane and does a little soft-shoe.

He hops into an all-terrain vehicle, but can't figure out how to drive it and crashes immediately.

He runs out of ammo for his space machine gun and has to go explore the streets until he finds an ammo pack.

He stops fighting to rearrange the thirty dozen items in his inventory.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: facehugging alien (?% chance)*
You acquire an item: physiostim pill (?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Seaside Megalopolis.