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{{battletop|image=spagdemon.gif|a=a|name=Spaghetti Elemental|text=This is a monster composed of the essence of spaghetti. Some would think that would be wheat flour, but they'd be wrong. We're talking the ''spiritual'' essence of spaghetti, not its physical essence. Its spiritual essence is the flour of pure malevolence. For some reason.}} | {{battletop|image=spagdemon.gif|a=a|name=Spaghetti Elemental|text=This is a monster composed of the essence of spaghetti. Some would think that would be wheat flour, but they'd be wrong. We're talking the ''spiritual'' essence of spaghetti, not its physical essence. Its spiritual essence is the flour of pure malevolence. For some reason.}} | ||
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It flings itself at you, burying you in a mass of slimy noodles. {{ouch|2}} | It flings itself at you, burying you in a mass of slimy noodles. {{ouch|2}} | ||
It touches you with its noodly appendage. It's a bad touch. {{ouch|2}} | |||
It | It whips you with its noodles, which are painfully al dente. {{ouch|2}} | ||
It serves you up a nice spaghetti breakfast. Sounds good, but hurts like a mother. {{ouch|2}} | |||
It tries to entangle you in its slimy noodles, but you slip away. | It tries to entangle you in its slimy noodles, but you slip away. | ||
It flings itself at you, but sticks to the wall next to you. Looks like it's done. | |||
It tries to touch you with its noodly appendage, but you're untouchable. | It tries to touch you with its noodly appendage, but you're untouchable. | ||
It tries to whip you with its wet noodles, but you don't really notice. | |||
It tries to serve you up a nice spaghetti breakfast, but you're having none of that. | |||
{{meat|1|amount=35-38}} | {{meat|1|amount=35-38}} | ||
Revision as of 16:24, 30 June 2006
It flings itself at you, burying you in a mass of slimy noodles. Ow! Ugh!
It touches you with its noodly appendage. It's a bad touch. Ouch! Ouch!
It whips you with its noodles, which are painfully al dente. Ow! Ouch!
It serves you up a nice spaghetti breakfast. Sounds good, but hurts like a mother. Ugh! Oof!
It tries to entangle you in its slimy noodles, but you slip away.
It flings itself at you, but sticks to the wall next to you. Looks like it's done.
It tries to touch you with its noodly appendage, but you're untouchable.
It tries to whip you with its wet noodles, but you don't really notice.
It tries to serve you up a nice spaghetti breakfast, but you're having none of that.
 | You gain 35−38 Meat |
 | You acquire The Colander of Em-er'il(s) |
Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Pastamancer nemesis.
References
- The "its noodly appendage" miss line refers to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an organization which parodies Creationists (especially relating to Creationists' desire to have their view taught in public schools).
