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imported>Evilkolbot revert revert: seems reasonable to me, not a common phrase and in context makes perfect sense |
imported>Ryanbomber Re-re-reverted. It's not a refrence to the "fuck the draft" thing. See talk. |
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==References== | ==References== | ||
*"This is my goat, see?" is a reference to the Internet [[Wikipedia:shock site|shock site]] [[wikipedia:Goatse.cx|goatse.cx]]. | *"This is my goat, see?" is a reference to the Internet [[Wikipedia:shock site|shock site]] [[wikipedia:Goatse.cx|goatse.cx]]. | ||
[[Category:Adventure]] | [[Category:Adventure]] | ||
Revision as of 00:15, 14 May 2006
You're fighting a Spam Witch
You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her charms .
She offers you a million meat (which she embezzled from the Council of Loathing) if you'll hit yourself in the head. You do. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ow!
She tries to give you a virus, but you keep your distance.
She tries to cloud your mind with interesting pictures, but you avert your eyes.
You gain 31 Meat.
 | You acquire 32.0% chance 30669 scrolls |
 | You acquire 51.4% chance Spam Witch sammiches |
Found in The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
References
- "This is my goat, see?" is a reference to the Internet shock site goatse.cx.
