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Revision as of 03:46, 20 May 2006
You're fighting a Spam Witch
You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her charms .
She offers you a million meat (which she embezzled from the Council of Loathing) if you'll hit yourself in the head. You do. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ow!
She tries to give you a virus, but you keep your distance.
She tries to cloud your mind with interesting pictures, but you avert your eyes.
 | You acquire 32.0% chance 30669 scrolls |
 | You acquire 51.4% chance Spam Witch sammiches |
Found in The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
References
- "This is my goat, see?" is a reference to the Internet shock site goatse.cx.
