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explain= | explain=With an accordion equipped, deals (base accordion damage) + (0.35*Mox) {{element|Sleaze}}, where Mox is your buffed Moxie (uncapped), and divisions are rounded down. Otherwise, deals less {{element|Sleaze}}.| | ||
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''With an accordion equipped:'' | |||
You play an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all on your ''<accordion>''. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | |||
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You play the Knob Goblin Harem Polka on your ''<accordion>''. The last couple of couplets are singularly raunchy, and embarrass your opponent for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | You play the Knob Goblin Harem Polka on your ''<accordion>''. The last couple of couplets are singularly raunchy, and embarrass your opponent for {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage. | ||
}} | }} | ||
''Without an accordion equipped:'' | |||
You sing an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage, but it really needs an accordion wheezing away in the background to sell it. | |||
''or'' | |||
You sing the Knob Goblin Harem Polka. It does {{element|Sleaze|dmg=X}} damage, but you really need an accordion to do the raunchy solo in the middle. | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
Revision as of 11:55, 2 November 2013
Bawdy Refrain
Type: CombatMP Cost: 11
Nothing makes you as popular with your friends or as unpopular with your enemies as a thorough repertoire of ribald songs.
Deal Sleaze Damage to your opponent
| Source: | Guild Trainer |
| Price: | 4,000 Meat |
| Class: | Accordion Thief |
| Level: | 9 |
| Effect: | With an accordion equipped, deals (base accordion damage) + (0.35*Mox) Sleaze Damage, where Mox is your buffed Moxie (uncapped), and divisions are rounded down. Otherwise, deals less Sleaze Damage. |
| When Used: |
| With an accordion equipped:
You play an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all on your <accordion>. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful X damage. or You play a polka with raunchy lyrics about how a wizard's staff has a knob on the end, really belting out the shameful couplets. Your opponents suffer X damage. or You play the Dodgy Sausage Polka on your <accordion>. The raunchy chorus makes your opponent blush so hard that <it> takes X damage. or You play the Man from Nantucket Polka on your <accordion>, not skimping on the ribald lyrics. It embarrasses your opponent for X damage. or You play the Hide the Pickle in the Pickle Barrel Polka on your <accordion>, really selling the sleazy lyrics. Your opponent blushes and takes X damage. or You belt out a bawdy refrain, accompanying yourself with your <accordion>. It deals an embarrassing X damage. Embarrassing to your foe, I mean, not to you. or You play the Dirty Limerick Polka on your <accordion>. The verse about the young lady named Alice hits <it> for an embarrassing X damage. or You play the Train in the Tunnel Polka on your <accordion>. The double entendres hit your opponent for X damage. or You play the Smut Orc Polka on your <accordion>, shamelessly belting out the completely innocent lyrics. For some strange reason, your opponent blushes and takes X damage. or You play the Knob Goblin Harem Polka on your <accordion>. The last couple of couplets are singularly raunchy, and embarrass your opponent for X damage. |
Without an accordion equipped:
You sing an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful X damage, but it really needs an accordion wheezing away in the background to sell it.
or
You sing the Knob Goblin Harem Polka. It does X damage, but you really need an accordion to do the raunchy solo in the middle.
Notes
- Damage is not affected by Bonus Weapon Damage or Bonus Spell Damage.
References
- "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" and "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End" are both fictional songs from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.
