Sporto

Sporto
Monster ID	1356
Locations	The Hallowed Halls
Hit Points	75% of Monster Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+2
Defense	Player's Muscle+2
Initiative	60
Meat	24-36
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, adam's apple
Drops	surgical tape, folder (sportsballs), stepmom's booze, twisted-up wet towel
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a sporto

This hulking monstrosity is a member of the KOLHS Lacrosse Team. People often use the term "built like a brick house" to talk about beautiful women, but in this case it means "sturdy, broad, hard to knock over, and would hurt you if you punched it."

And, of course, "unlikely to be felled by a hyperventilating wolf."

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: surgical tape

You acquire an item: stepmom's booze

You acquire an item: folder (sportsballs)

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Occurs at The Hallowed Halls.

Notes

• The folder (sportsballs) presumably only drops if you have an over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.