Sporto: Difference between revisions
imported>Greycat No edit summary |
imported>Greycat |
||
| Line 22: | Line 22: | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*This monster [[Special Monsters|scales]] to your stats, plus [[Monster Level|+ML]] | *This monster [[Special Monsters|scales]] to your stats plus 2 (capped at 200), plus [[Monster Level|+ML]]. | ||
*The [[folder (sportsballs)]] presumably only drops if you have an [[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]] equipped. | *The [[folder (sportsballs)]] presumably only drops if you have an [[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]] equipped. | ||
Revision as of 12:10, 18 August 2013
| Sporto | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1356 |
| Locations | The Hallowed Halls |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, adam's apple |
| Drops | surgical tape, folder (sportsballs), stepmom's booze, twisted-up wet towel |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a sportoThis hulking monstrosity is a member of the KOLHS Lacrosse Team. People often use the term "built like a brick house" to talk about beautiful women, but in this case it means "sturdy, broad, hard to knock over, and would hurt you if you punched it."
And, of course, "unlikely to be felled by a hyperventilating wolf."
Hit Message(s):
She scoops you up in her lacrosse net, swings you over her head, and whips you down the hall and into the bank of lockers opposite. You now have a deep sympathy for those poor lacrosse balls. Oof!
She hip-checks you into the lockers, making a you-shaped dent. Oof!
She throws an elbow, and you fail to give her elbow room, so you get hit in the <head>. Oof!
not known
not known
not known
 | You acquire an item: twisted-up wet towel |
 | You acquire an item: surgical tape |
 | You acquire an item: stepmom's booze |
 | You acquire an item: folder (sportsballs) |
Occurs at The Hallowed Halls.
Notes
- This monster scales to your stats plus 2 (capped at 200), plus +ML.
- The folder (sportsballs) presumably only drops if you have an over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.
