Beaver

Beaver
Monster ID	539
Locations	The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points	150
Attack	162
Defense	145
No-Hit	172
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	constellation
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, star, tail
Drops	line, star, star
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting The Beaver

The Astronomers of old named this constellation "The Beaver" because the stars that comprise it are very volatile, and seem to be almost eager to go supernova. Then they noticed that it was also sort of shaped like the small mammal they referred to as the flat-tailed river ferret, so they changed that animal's name to "beaver."

Hit Message(s):

It eagerly smacks you with its big, flat tail. You somewhat less eagerly feel big, flat pain. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Eek!

It swims through the sky around you, creating a whirling vortex and making you really, really dizzy. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ugh!

It nibbles on you with its little rodent-teeth. It wouldn't hurt, except the points of said teeth are flaming balls of gas. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ooh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It swims through the sky around you, seemingly without a care in the world. What a relaxed, open beaver.

It tries to stack logs on top of you, but you get out of the dam way.

t tries to nibble on you, but you dodge its gaping beaver mouth.

Fumble Message:

It tries to cleave you with a cleaver, but you know better than to get cleaved by a beaver, and you ward off the attack like junebugs in june. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: star (? chance)*

You acquire an item: star (? chance)*

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

References

• The fumble message refers to the members of the Cleaver family from the television show, Leave It to Beaver, namely Ward, June, and the Beaver.