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|name=The Beaver | |name=The Beaver | ||
|text=The Astronomers of old named this constellation "The Beaver" because the stars that comprise it are very volatile, and seem to be almost eager to go supernova. Then they noticed that it was also sort of shaped like the small mammal they referred to as the flat-tailed river ferret, so they changed that animal's name to "beaver." | |text=The Astronomers of old named this constellation "The Beaver" because the stars that comprise it are very volatile, and seem to be almost ''eager'' to go supernova. Then they noticed that it was also sort of shaped like the small mammal they referred to as the flat-tailed river ferret, so they changed that animal's name to "beaver." | ||
|hit=It eagerly smacks you with its big, flat tail. You somewhat less eagerly feel big, flat pain. {{ouch|6}} | |hit=It eagerly smacks you with its big, flat tail. You somewhat less eagerly feel big, flat pain. {{ouch|6}} | ||
It | It produces a huge celestial cleaver and successfully cleaves you in twain. You jump around like a frog in Calaveras County, howling in pain. {{ouch|6}} | ||
It | It stacks a bunch of celestial logs on you. Dam it! {{ouch|6}} | ||
It swims through the sky around you, creating a whirling vortex and making you really, really dizzy. {{ouch|6}} | |||
|miss=It eagerly smacks at you with its big, flat tail, but you dodge with even more eagerness. | |||
It tries to nibble on you, but you dodge its gaping beaver mouth. | |||
It tries to stack logs on top of you, but you get out of the dam way. | It tries to stack logs on top of you, but you get out of the dam way. | ||
It swims through the sky around you, seemingly without a care in the world. What a relaxed, open beaver. | |||
|critical= | |critical=It nibbles on you with its little rodent-teeth. It wouldn't hurt, except the points of said teeth are flaming balls of gas. {{ouch|6}} {{element|hot}} | ||
|fumble=It tries to cleave you with a cleaver, but you know better than to get cleaved by a beaver, and you ward off the attack like junebugs in june.}} | |fumble=It tries to cleave you with a cleaver, but you know better than to get cleaved by a beaver, and you ward off the attack like junebugs in june.}} | ||
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{{acquire|item=star|chance=?}} | {{acquire|item=star|chance=?}} | ||
{{acquire|item=line|chance=?}} | {{acquire|item=line|chance=?}} | ||
{{stat|?}} | {{stat|32?}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Hole in the Sky]]. | Occurs at [[The Hole in the Sky]]. | ||
Revision as of 14:35, 28 March 2007
| Beaver | |
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| Monster ID | 539 |
| Locations | The Hole in the Sky |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 162 |
| Defense | 145 |
| No-Hit | 172 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | constellation |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, star, tail |
| Drops | line, star, star |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The BeaverThe Astronomers of old named this constellation "The Beaver" because the stars that comprise it are very volatile, and seem to be almost eager to go supernova. Then they noticed that it was also sort of shaped like the small mammal they referred to as the flat-tailed river ferret, so they changed that animal's name to "beaver."
Hit Message(s):
It eagerly smacks you with its big, flat tail. You somewhat less eagerly feel big, flat pain. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
It produces a huge celestial cleaver and successfully cleaves you in twain. You jump around like a frog in Calaveras County, howling in pain. Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
It stacks a bunch of celestial logs on you. Dam it! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
It swims through the sky around you, creating a whirling vortex and making you really, really dizzy. Ow! Ugh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Argh!
It nibbles on you with its little rodent-teeth. It wouldn't hurt, except the points of said teeth are flaming balls of gas. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Oof! (hot damage)
It eagerly smacks at you with its big, flat tail, but you dodge with even more eagerness.
It tries to nibble on you, but you dodge its gaping beaver mouth.
It tries to stack logs on top of you, but you get out of the dam way.
It swims through the sky around you, seemingly without a care in the world. What a relaxed, open beaver.
It tries to cleave you with a cleaver, but you know better than to get cleaved by a beaver, and you ward off the attack like junebugs in june. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: star (? chance)* |
| You acquire an item: star (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: line (? chance)* |
| You gain 32? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.
References
- The fumble message refers to the members of the Cleaver family from the television show, Leave It to Beaver, namely Ward, June, and the Beaver.
