Star starfish: Difference between revisions

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This is a smallish starfish made out of stars and lines. Kurt Vonnegut would probably enjoy having this thing as a pet.

Type: familiar
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

	6 stars	4 lines
	star starfish

You put the star starfish in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

The Star Starfish starts crawling around the terrarium, searching for chocolate.

The star starfish drawing is modeled after a childish drawing of an asshole, from the 1973 book Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, who is mentioned by name in the description of this item.
According to a UK Swearing Dictionary, Roger's Profanisaurus, the chocolate starfish is a noun meaning "Rusty sheriff's badge (qv); Bovril bullet hole."

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 ==References==
 *The star starfish drawing is modeled after a childish drawing of an asshole, from the 1973 book [[Wikipedia:Breakfast of Champions|''Breakfast of Champions'']] by [[Wikipedia:Kurt Vonnegut|Kurt Vonnegut]], who is mentioned by name in the description of this item.
-*The message given when used, alludes to the 2000 [[Wikipedia:Limp Bizkit|Limp Bizkit]] album [[Wikipedia:Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water|''Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water'']].
 *According to a UK Swearing Dictionary, ''[http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_front_index.php Roger's Profanisaurus]'', the [http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_results.php?profan=searchstory&id=387&prof_search=chocolate chocolate starfish] is a noun meaning "[http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_results.php?profan=searchstory&id=1640&prof_search=rusty Rusty sheriff's badge (qv)]; [http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_results.php?profan=searchstory&id=247&prof_search=bovril Bovril bullet] hole."