Steaming evil

This is a fist-sized chunk of pure evil, stolen from the Hermit's secret underground laboratory.

Type: off-hand item
Muscle Required: 75
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• Item number 666 originally hacked from the item database by Boozerbear, it did not at the time exist. Nevertheless, Boozer kept 13 of them in his inventory until one day, as a meatsink, Jick created the steaming evil. Boozer then put all of them in the mall for 999,999,999 meat each and since then all of them have been purchased. At the time, it was a weapon, off-hand items not having been implemented yet.
• Despite what the item description may say, the Hermit does not, in fact, have a secret laboratory. This is actually a joke relating to the way they were hacked. There was once an exploit that allowed a person to use the hermit (or l33t tr4pz0r) to obtain any item they wanted. This exploit has since been fixed.

See Also

• Bonus Melee Damage

References

• This item may refer to the movie Time Bandits, where the Evil Genius exploded into several fist-sized, steaming chunks of pure evil near the end of the film. Notably, according to the Supreme Being, the evil has a strangely KoL-apropos effect: "Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs."

Collection

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