Beer cartilage

This is a set of rubbery, plasticky rings, used to hold a six-pack of beer together in a single unit. You could also use it as a very precise net, or a tool for drowning 6 cute baby otters.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.

Notes

• Available for purchase in the Market.
• This item was added to the Market on June 1st, 2006.
• The plural form of this item is "beer cartilagia"

When Used

• From inventory:

You don't have enough ice-cold Sir Schlitzes to make that many six-packs.

You snap 6 cans of Sir Schlitz into the beer cartilage. Voilá A six-pack!!

You acquire ice-cold six-packs

References

• The words "a tool for drowning 6 cute baby otters" is referring to how otters can drown when caught in nets that hold 6-packs together.