Stuffed Mortar Shell

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Stuffed Mortar Shell

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 19

This spell summons a massive mortar shell made of pasta and stuffed with various flavors of arcane shrapnel. This bomb bursting in air will give proof through the night that your foe has suffered some serious trauma.

Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.

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Skill number: 3007

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	8,000 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	8
When Used:

You call forth a stuffed mortar shell. It flies toward your opponent in a wide arc, bursting in the air above <him> and pelting <him> with <something>.

This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the various flavors of arcane shrapnel that may be summoned:

• Hot

• Arson
• Boiling Milk
• Fire Ants
• Magma
• Malfunctioning Microwaves
• Napalm

• Cold

• 5-gallon buckets of ice cream
• blocks of ice
• Ex-Girlfriends
• frozen turkeys
• ice sculptures of swans
• Liquid Nitrogen

• Spooky

• Hauntedness
• Scary Clowns
• Skellingtons
• Skulls
• Witches

• Stench

• Dirty Diapers
• Filthy Dishes
• Garbage Juice
• Hobo Vomit
• Wet Dogs

• Sleaze

• *CENSORED*
• Lingerie
• Nudity
• Pornography
• Strippers

• Physical

• Buckets
• Cinder Blocks
• Ninja Stars
• Pitchforks
• Sawblades

Notes

• Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +50.
• If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:

The cone surges with power, too much for you to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.

• April 10, 2008 was Pastamancer Appreciation Day. This spell was changed to Stuffed Mortar Shell.