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==When Used==
==When Used==
*From inventory:
*From inventory:
:*With less than 6 clans of beer:
:*With fewer than 6 cans of beer:
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You don't have enough ice-cold Sir Schlitzes to make that many six-packs.
You don't have enough ice-cold Sir Schlitzes to make that many six-packs.
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:*With at least 6 clans of beer:
:*With at least 6 cans of beer:
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You snap 6 cans of Sir Schlitz into the beer cartilage. Voilá A six-pack!!
You snap 6 cans of Sir Schlitz into the beer cartilage. Voilá A six-pack!!

Revision as of 11:25, 3 June 2006

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This is a set of rubbery, plasticky rings, used to hold a six-pack of beer together in a single unit. You could also use it as a very precise net, or a tool for drowning 6 cute baby otters.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.

Notes

  • Available for purchase in the Market.
  • This item was added to the Market on June 1st, 2006.
  • The plural form of this item is "beer cartilagia"

When Used

  • From inventory:
  • With fewer than 6 cans of beer:

You don't have enough ice-cold Sir Schlitzes to make that many six-packs.

  • With at least 6 cans of beer:

You snap 6 cans of Sir Schlitz into the beer cartilage. Voilá A six-pack!!

You acquire ice-cold six-packs

References

  • The words "a tool for drowning 6 cute baby otters" is referring to how otters can drown when caught in nets that hold 6-packs together.