Stuffed Mortar Shell

Stuffed Mortar Shell

Type: Combat Spell
MP Cost: 13

This spell summons a massive mortar shell made of pasta and stuffed with various flavors of arcane shrapnel. This bomb bursting in air will give proof through the night that your foe has suffered some serious trauma.

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Skill number: 3007

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	6,500 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	8
Effect:	Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.
When Used:

You call forth a stuffed mortar shell. It flies toward your opponent in a wide arc, bursting in the air above <him> and pelting <him> with <something>.

or, against groups

You call forth a stuffed mortar shell. It flies toward your opponents in a wide arc, bursting in the air above them and pelting <both/all three/three> of them with <something>, dealing X damage.

Notes

• This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the various flavors of arcane shrapnel that may be summoned:
  • Hot
    • arson
    • boiling milk
    • fire ants
    • magma
    • malfunctioning microwaves
    • napalm
  • Cold
    • 5-gallon buckets of ice cream
    • blocks of ice
    • Ex-Girlfriends
    • frozen turkeys
    • ice sculptures of swans
    • liquid nitrogen
  • Spooky
    • grinning skulls
    • hauntedness
    • scary clowns
    • skellingtons
    • witches
  • Stench
    • dirty diapers
    • filthy baked-on casserole dishes
    • garbage juice
    • hobo vomit
    • wet dogs
  • Sleaze
    • **CENSORED**
    • scandalous lingerie
    • nudity
    • lewd magazines
    • strippers
  • Physical
    • buckets
    • cinder blocks
    • ninja stars
    • pitchforks
    • sawblades
• Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +60 for Pastamancers, +50 for other classes.
• If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:

Your ears ring from the explosion.

References

• The description references a line from "The Star-Spangled Banner."

History

• April 10, 2008 was Pastamancer Appreciation Day. This spell was changed from Cone of Whatever.
• The cost of this spell was reduced three times, from 19 MP to 17 MP on July 23, 2009, to 15 MP on July 28, to 13 MP on August 5.