Stuffed moose head

Stuffed moose head
Monster ID	1552
Locations	The Haunted Storage Room
Hit Points	80
Attack	86
Defense	79
Initiative	0
Meat	80-120
Phylum	beast
Elements	spooky
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	nose, plaque, antler
Drops	moose antlers, moose chocolate, moose thought
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a stuffed moose head

You walk underneath a giant spooky stuffed moose head. It's covered in dust and has cobwebs all over its antlers. You stare for a moment, wondering if you're out of your mind or if you saw its nostril twitch a little bit.

Then it rolls its eyes and speaks to you: "What are you looking at, numbskull? I've got my mind set on you, and you'll be dead by dawn! Hahahahaha!" Then it somehow rips free of its mounting plaque and flies toward you, antlers at the ready.

Hit Message(s):

It bites you with its big square teeth. Argh! Ow!

It bonks you with its giant antlers, almost knocking you over. Ooh! Eek!

It cackles insanely at you until your mind starts to slip. Ow! Ow! (spooky damage)

It opens its moose mouth wide, and a small army of taxidermied woodchucks come pouring out of it, all with evil red light glowing in their eyes and blood stains on their fangs. it's pretty terrifying. Ow! Eek! (spooky damage)

It spears you with an antler. Naughty moose. Eek! Ugh!

It wafts a dust cloud at you until you sneeze yourself silly. Argh! Oof!

You hit it on the head. Nooo, it hits YOU on the head! Naughty moose! Ouch! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bite you, but you slap it aside.

Fumble Message:

You ask it why, if the plural of goose is "geese," the plural of moose isn't "meese." It has to stop and ponder the question for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 120? Meat

You acquire an item: moose antlers (% chance)*

You acquire an item: moose chocolate (% chance)*

You acquire an item: moose thought (% chance)*

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Occurs at The Haunted Storage Room.