Sugar shorts

sugar shorts

Who wears short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar? *You* wear short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar!

If no one has ever used the adjectives "sweet" and "sticky" to describe your crotch, this'll get you both of 'em in one fell swoop. You should know, though, that most people have heard at least one of the two.

Type: pants
Power: 100
Cannot be traded or discarded

All Attributes +25%

(In-game plural: pairs of sugar shorts)

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Item number: 4182
Description ID: 286938389
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Obtained From

Items

sugar sheet (1 per sheet)

Notes

• After 30 combats the shorts shatter:

Your sugar shorts crack under the strain of battle and explode in delicious, razor-sharp shards. You try to cover yourself, but it's too late. Patrick Stewart has seen everything.

You acquire 2−3 sugar shards

References

• This item's description references the 1958 song "Short Shorts" by the Royal Teens.
• The item description of "sticky" and "sweet" referring to your crotch may be a reference to either Def Leppard's song "Pour Some Sugar On Me" or Sammy Hagar's song "Rock Candy".

Collection

• 🥇: Edgar Fizzlewhip (#1861507) - 4,146
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 1,759
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,069
• #4: txranger (#121485) - 730
• #5: Dark_Adonis (#2756391) - 534
• #6: kirByllAmA (#156860) - 290
• #7: MrSpeed (#2121902) - 253
• #8: Ingemarr_Dinkyweiner (#1470495) - 227
• #9: Evil Taco (#1390118) - 209
• #10: Niles Crane (#2751980) - 165

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Sugar sheets

Sugar item Type Effects sugar chapeau Hat Spell Damage +50% +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure sugar shank One-handed knife Weapon Damage +50% Bleed on Critical hit sugar shield Familiar Equipment +10 to Familiar Weight sugar shillelagh Two-handed club Weapon Damage +50% sugar shirt Shirt +3 Stat(s) Per Fight sugar shotgun One-handed pistol Weapon Damage +50% Stuns on Critical hit sugar shorts Pants All Attributes +25% Equipment shatters into sugar shards after 30 combat adventures