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Swamp troll | |
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Monster ID | 2075 |
Locations | The Troll Fortress |
Hit Points | 300 |
Attack | 150 |
Defense | 150 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | None |
Resistance | 100% |
Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
Drops | Rubee™, Rubee™ |
Manuel Entry | |
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This must be the titular Lair of the Swamp Troll! You can tell because it's a fortress that's ankle-deep with gross swamp water, and also because there's a huge troll in here. A pretty realistic one, considering it's made of rubber. The speaker in its mouth issues a loud roar, and it sloshes toward you -- presumably on a track under the water, since the legs don't actually move. The arms do though, and they're swinging a pretty big club.
You slosh through the ankle-deep swamp water and back into the troll's lair. Here's a question: how do they keep the track and wheels and gears and stuff from rusting? This park really does straddle a bizarre line between engineering genius and total junk.
Hit Message(s):
not known
The animatronic troll smashes you full force with its rubber club. It's like being hit by a rubber semi truck.
The troll makes a noise that sounds like a recording of someone going "Yarrrrgh!"
The swamp troll rolls toward you, and you slosh out of its way.
You dive to the ground to dodge the swinging club, and get a mouth full of swamp water. Yuck.
The troll hits the end of its track and (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Rubee™ (% chance)* |
Occurs at The Troll Fortress.
Notes
- Immune to all damage except Hot