Table-Waiting Trainbot

Table-Waiting Trainbot
Monster ID	2260
Locations	Crimbo Train (Dining Car)
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	wheels,housing,tray
Drops	Honey-drenched ham slice, Trainbot autoassembly module, white arm towel
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Table-Waiting Trainbot

A Trainbot programmed to serve food to upper-class elves. Unfortunately, its haughtiness circuitry has become overloaded to the point where it's no longer so much "cutting remarks" as "cutting limbs off of the customers."

Hit Message(s):

It notices a fork dropped on the floor and says "Let me get that for you." Then it picks up the fork and buries it in your <arse>. Ouch! Argh! Oof!

It shows you tonight's specials, which are some big shards of broken glass it shoves into your <arse>. Ooh! Ow! Oof!

It picks up a plate and breaks it over your head. At least the plate was clean. Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It notices a fork dropped on the floor and says "Let me get that for you." Then it picks up the fork and buries it in your <arse>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It moves to stab you, but it gets distracted by a stain on a nearby tablecloth and replaces it with a fresh one.

It rears back an arm to punch you, but instead decides to tell you about tonight's specials.

It picks up a plate and tries to break it over your head, but you grab a different plate and block it.

Fumble Message:

It moves to stab you, but it gets distracted by a stain on a nearby tablecloth and replaces it with a fresh one. (FUMBLE!)

---

After Combat

You acquire an item: honey-drenched ham slice (% chance)*

You acquire an item: Trainbot autoassembly module (% chance)*

You acquire an item: white arm towel (% chance)*

You acquire an item: automatic wine thief (% chance)*

---

Occurs at Crimbo Train (Dining Car).

Notes

• This monster cannot be wished for.
• Blocks staggers

These things are relentless!