Tavern Cellar

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The Tavern Cellar can be found in The Typical Tavern by visiting the Tavern Cellar in the corner of the tavern.

Attempting to enter prior to talking to Bart Ender results in the text:

"You should probably talk to the bartender before you go poking around in the cellar."

The cellar consists of 24 squares of "darkness" and one square containing the stairs up. The player may proceed one square horizontally or vertically from any square already uncovered for 1 adventure, uncovering that square.

The combats you encounter are influenced by how much you have increased monster level. With no monster level increasers you will fight only drunken rats, while with an extremely high level only rat kings will appear.

Combat Adventures

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drunken rat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 9 Hit Points: 8 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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bunch of drunken rats -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, rat appendix, rat appendix, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 16 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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drunken rat king -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, rat appendix, rat appendix, tangle of rat tails, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 32 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Non-combat Adventures

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1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
	Dump out the crate.: 3-5 rat whiskers, smiling rat (first time) Stink them out: Get rid of the crate without spending an adventure

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A Rat's Home...
	Kick over the castle: 3 bottles of tequila Scare them off: Get rid of the castle without spending an adventure

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Crate Expectations
	Smash the crates: gain 3 of the following: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine Burn the crates: Get rid of the crates without spending an adventure

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Staring Down the Barrel
	Smash the barrel: 3-5 ice-cold Willers Freeze the Barrel: Get rid of the barrel without spending an adventure

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Those Who Came Before You
	Search the body: shiny ring and class specific rewards.

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Of Course!
	Turn off the faucet: Turns off the Rat Faucet and completes the quest.

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If it's Tiny, is it Still a Mansion?
	Knock on the door: Fight Baron von Ratsworth Leave it be: Leave

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Hot and Cold Running Rats
	Do it: Fight a drunken rat. Leave it alone: Leave Note: This adventure will only appear after completing the quest by clicking on the Faucet.

About square distribution

Three squares are considered special: the Faucet, the Baron's mansion, and the corpse. There are three special areas, labeled A, B, and C below.

A x x x x
A x x x x
A x x x x
B B x x x
B B C C C

The special squares are randomly distributed between the three areas, one per area. So if the Faucet appears somewhere in A, and the mansion somewhere in B, the corpse will be somewhere in C.[1]