Tavern Cellar

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The Tavern Cellar can be found in The Typical Tavern by visiting the Tavern Cellar in the corner of the tavern.

Attempting to enter prior to talking to Bart Ender results in the text:

"You should probably talk to the bartender before you go poking around in the cellar."

The cellar consists of 24 squares of "darkness" and one square containing the stairs up. The player may proceed one square horizontally or vertically from any square already uncovered for 1 adventure, uncovering that square.

The combats you encounter are influenced by how much you have increased Monster Level. With no monster level increasers you will fight only drunken rats, while with an extremely high level only rat kings will appear.

About square distribution

Three squares are considered special: the corpse, the Faucet, and the Baron's mansion. There are three regions of note, labeled A, B, and C below.

A x x x x
A x x x x
A x x x x
B B x x x
B B C C C

One square in each region is one of the special squares. The first special square you encounter will be the corpse, the second the Faucet, and the third the mansion. [1]

Combat Adventures

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drunken rat -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, furry pill, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 10 • Substat Gain: 2.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 20 Monster Defense: 9 Hit Points: 8 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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bunch of drunken rats -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, rat appendix, rat appendix, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 16-24 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 16 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None

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drunken rat king -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: rat appendix, rat appendix, rat appendix, tangle of rat tails, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq, rat whiskerq Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 32 Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Non-combat Adventures

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1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
	Dump out the crate.: 3-5 rat whiskers, smiling rat (first time) Stink them out: Get rid of the crate without spending an adventure (With +20 Stench Damage)

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A Rat's Home...
	Kick over the castle: 3 bottles of tequila Scare them off: Get rid of the castle without spending an adventure (With +20 Spooky Damage)

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Crate Expectations
	Smash the crates: gain 3 of the following: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine Burn the crates: Get rid of the crates without spending an adventure (With +20 Hot Damage)

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Staring Down the Barrel
	Smash the barrel: 3-5 ice-cold Willers Freeze the Barrel: Get rid of the barrel without spending an adventure (With +20 Cold Damage)

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Those Who Came Before You
	Search the body: shiny ring and class specific rewards.

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Of Course!
	Turn off the faucet: Turns off the Rat Faucet and completes the quest.

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Everything in Moderation
	Turn on the faucet: Turns on the Rat Faucet and completes the quest. Note: Replaces Of Course! in an Actually Ed the Undying run.

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If it's Tiny, is it Still a Mansion?
	Knock on the door: Fight Baron von Ratsworth Leave it be: Leave

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Hot and Cold Running Rats
	Do it: Fight a drunken rat. Leave it alone: Leave Note: This adventure will only appear after completing the quest by clicking on the Faucet.

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Hot and Cold Dripping Rats
	Do it: Fight a drunken rat. Leave it alone: Leave Note: This adventure will only appear after completing the quest by clicking on the Faucet. Note: Replaces Hot and Cold Running Rats in an Actually Ed the Undying run.

Notes

• Clicking on any spot (even the uncovered Rat Faucet and Tiny Mansion) with no adventures left gives this message:

  You don't have time to fumble in the dark.

• Similarly, clicking on any spot while being falling-down drunk gives this message:

  You're too drunk for darkness right now.

  • Equipping Drunkula's wineglass won't allow adventuring here while drunk, either. You get the same message.

References

• The rats in the cellar may come from the song "Rats in the Cellar" on Aerosmith's "Rocks" album.