The Barracks

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The Barracks are on the Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Accordion Thief)‎.

Visiting here before visiting the village:

Cautiously keeping out of sight, you make your way closer to the fort/barracks/stronghold/whatever it is you call this building that Lopez's henchmen are occupying. The medium-largish adobe building is surrounded by a tall smooth wall, also made of adobe, which looks pretty much unclimbable -- not without crampons and a lot of noise, anyway.

Several mariachis are slouching around the front gate, spitting tobacco at scorpions, picking their teeth with knives, and other jolly bandit pastimes. It looks like you'd better wait until dark if you're going to try to sneak inside. In fact, maybe you'd better wait until you've got some kind of a plan or something.

Combat Adventures

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alert mariachi -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spangly mariachi pants, spangly mariachi vest, spangly sombrero, hacienda keyp, alarm accordiona Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 200 • Substat Gain: 50 • Moxie for No Hit*: ∞ Monster Defense: 180 Hit Points: 250 Initiative: 300 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: percent

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sleepy mariachi -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spangly mariachi pants, spangly mariachi vest, spangly sombrero, hacienda keyp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 120 • Substat Gain: 30 • Moxie for No Hit*: 130 Monster Defense: 108 Hit Points: 110 Initiative: 125 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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surprised mariachi -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spangly mariachi pants, spangly mariachi vest, spangly sombrero, hacienda keyp Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 130 • Substat Gain: 32.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 140 Monster Defense: 117 Hit Points: 125 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Non-combat Adventures

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The Island Barracks