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::You stumble through the "fun" house, fleeing in terror from your latest creepy encounter. In the hall of mirrors, you see a door tucked between the mirror that makes you look really tall and the mirror that makes you look like Jim Morrison. You duck through it, and find a small clearing. In that clearing stands a boxer, an assembler of boxes by his trade.
You stumble through the "fun" house, fleeing in terror from your latest creepy encounter. In the hall of mirrors, you see a door tucked between the mirror that makes you look really tall and the mirror that makes you look like Jim Morrison. You duck through it, and find a small clearing. In that clearing stands a boxer, an assembler of boxes by his trade.
   
   
::"Hey!" he shouts. "You can't be in here! This area is not open to the public."  
"Hey!" he shouts. "You can't be in here! This area is not open to the public."  


::"That's a lie," you say. "Lie, lie lie."  
"That's a lie," you say. "Lie, lie lie."  


::He softens a little. "Yeah, okay, that's true. I mean, it's true what you said, that what I said isn't true. You can be back here if you want. But it's pretty boring. I mean, I just make boxes all day long.  
He softens a little. "Yeah, okay, that's true. I mean, it's true what you said, that what I said isn't true. You can be back here if you want. But it's pretty boring. I mean, I just make boxes all day long.  


::"That sounds okay," you say. "Could I get a job? I'm asking only workman's wages."  
"That sounds okay," you say. "Could I get a job? I'm asking only workman's wages."  


::"Sorry, but I don't need any help. D'you want some boxes, though?"  
"Sorry, but I don't need any help. D'you want some boxes, though?"  


::It was lucky of you to run into that guy. Free boxes!  
It was lucky of you to run into that guy. Free boxes!  


::Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.
Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.
 
 
{{acquire|1|image=Box.gif|item=Box|num=}}
 
{{acquire|1|image=Box.gif|item=Box|num=}}
 
{{acquire|1|image=Box.gif|item=Box|num=}}


{{acquire|image=box.gif|item=box}}
{{acquire|image=box.gif|item=box}}
{{acquire|image=box.gif|item=box}}
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Occurs at [[The "Fun" House]] with a [[ten-leaf clover]].
Occurs at [[The "Fun" House]] with a [[ten-leaf clover]].


==References==
==References==
 
*The adventure text is based on the lyrics of Simon and Garfunkel's song [[wikipedia:The Boxer|The Boxer]].
The adventure text is based on the lyrics of Simon and Garfunkel's song [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boxer 'The Boxer'].


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Revision as of 17:35, 23 August 2006

The Boxer
The Boxer

You stumble through the "fun" house, fleeing in terror from your latest creepy encounter. In the hall of mirrors, you see a door tucked between the mirror that makes you look really tall and the mirror that makes you look like Jim Morrison. You duck through it, and find a small clearing. In that clearing stands a boxer, an assembler of boxes by his trade.

"Hey!" he shouts. "You can't be in here! This area is not open to the public."

"That's a lie," you say. "Lie, lie lie."

He softens a little. "Yeah, okay, that's true. I mean, it's true what you said, that what I said isn't true. You can be back here if you want. But it's pretty boring. I mean, I just make boxes all day long.

"That sounds okay," you say. "Could I get a job? I'm asking only workman's wages."

"Sorry, but I don't need any help. D'you want some boxes, though?"

It was lucky of you to run into that guy. Free boxes!

Your ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke.

You acquire an item: box
You acquire an item: box
You acquire an item: box

Occurs at The "Fun" House with a ten-leaf clover.

References

  • The adventure text is based on the lyrics of Simon and Garfunkel's song The Boxer.