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:"{{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}}, we've scanned a hostile vessel in our vicinity. They are requesting to speak with you," {{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}} Uhura informs you.
:"{{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}}, we've scanned a hostile vessel in our vicinity. They are requesting to speak with you," {{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}} Uhura informs you.
''If you have paged your ship counselor''
''If you have paged your ship counselor''
:"At your service," announces <Counselor Names>, the Ship's Counselor.
:"At your service," announces {{#madlib:<StarshipCounselor>|StarshipCounselor|Word Bucket/}}, the Ship's Counselor.
''If you have paged your science officer''
''If you have paged your science officer''
:{{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}} Officer Spack is here, ready to act as Science Officer.
:{{#madlib:<StarshipScienceOfficer>|StarshipScienceOfficer|Word Bucket/}} is here, ready to act as Science Officer.
''If you have paged your ship counselor''
''If you have paged the doctor''
:Your Doctor,  <Dr Name>, is here.
:Your Doctor,  {{#madlib:<StarshipDoctor>|StarshipDoctor|Word Bucket/}}, is here.
''With bad(?) morale''
''With bad(?) morale''
:You better do something for the ship's morale, this place is feeling pretty near-mutiny-ish.
:You better do something for the ship's morale, this place is feeling pretty near-mutiny-ish.
{| style="border: 1px solid blue; padding: 1em;margin:auto;"
{| style="border: 1px solid blue; padding: 1em;margin:auto;"
|It has been '''<n>''' minutes since you first heard the red alert.
|It has been '''<n>''' minutes since you first heard the red alert.<br/>
''If you have taken the Dilithium-Infused Port.''
You are holding a flute/a visor/a phaser/a tricoder/<booze>.<br/>
 
You are an adequate computer user/able programmer/amazing hacker.<br/>
You are holding a bottle of Dilithium-Infused Port.
You are an adequate/able/amazing flautist.<br/>
 
You are an adequate/able/amazing ship's gunner.<br/>
''If you have taken the tricorder''
You are adequate/able/amazing with a phaser.
 
You are holding a tricorder.
|}
|}


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Taking out the tricorder, you spend a minute scanning the area.
Taking out the tricorder, you spend a minute scanning the area.


<Counselor Names> is giving off weak neuro-receptor feedback.
{{#madlib:<StarshipCounselor>|StarshipCounselor|Word Bucket/}} is giving off weak neuro-receptor feedback.


The ship's walls all radiate faint dilithium energy.
The ship's walls all radiate faint dilithium energy.
"{{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}}, I'm making my way to Engineering," announces <Science Officer> over the com.
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''If you have the flute''
''If you have the flute''
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This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.
This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.
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''If:?''
''If there is an item here''
{{button|Take the Dilithium-Infused port|centertext=y}}
{{button|Take the <item>|centertext=y}}
''If you have the Dilithium-Infused port in hand''
{{button|Drink the Dilithium-Infused port|centertext=y}}
''If :''


This might not be the time to single-handedly empty a bottle of Dilithium-Infused Port.
''If you have booze in hand''
{{#madlib:{{button|Drink the <StarshipBooze-1>|centertext=y}}
This might not be the time to single-handedly empty a bottle of <StarshipBooze-1>.
|StarshipBooze|Word Bucket/}}
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{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Dr._McLa_Firger|Speak to <Dr Name>]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Dr._McLa_Firger|Speak to {{#madlib:<StarshipDoctor>|StarshipDoctor|Word Bucket/}}]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Counselor _Officer|Speak to <Counselor Names>]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Counselor _Officer|Speak to {{#madlib:<StarshipCounselor>|StarshipCounselor|Word Bucket/}}]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Science_Officer|Speak to <Science Names>]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Science_Officer|Speak to {{#madlib:<StarshipScienceOfficer>|StarshipScienceOfficer|Word Bucket/}}]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Uhura|Speak to {{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}} Uhura]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Uhura|Speak to {{#madlib:<StarshipRanks-1>|StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}} Uhura]]|centertext=y}}
''If you haven't spoken to the aliens yet.  Once you have spoken to them you will need to [[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Uhura|Speak to Uhura]] in order to speak to them again.''
''If you haven't spoken to the aliens yet.  Once you have spoken to them you will need to [[Starship_Name_::_Speak_to_Uhura|Speak to Uhura]] in order to speak to them again.''

Revision as of 14:32, 23 September 2016

Starship Name :: In the Bridge
This page is in need of content.

Needs more message about the status of the alien and ship morale

The names for Counselor, Communications, Science officers seem to be random. Needs randomizer

After a minute, you reach the Bridge.
"At your service," announces First Chief Uhura, the Communications Officer.

First time?

"Third Sergeant, we've scanned a hostile vessel in our vicinity. They are requesting to speak with you," Sub- Petty Uhura informs you.

If you have paged your ship counselor

"At your service," announces Counselor Proi, the Ship's Counselor.

If you have paged your science officer

Ultimate Sergeant Geordi is here, ready to act as Science Officer.

If you have paged the doctor

Your Doctor, Dr. McChokov, is here.

With bad(?) morale

You better do something for the ship's morale, this place is feeling pretty near-mutiny-ish.
It has been <n> minutes since you first heard the red alert.

You are holding a flute/a visor/a phaser/a tricoder/<booze>.
You are an adequate computer user/able programmer/amazing hacker.
You are an adequate/able/amazing flautist.
You are an adequate/able/amazing ship's gunner.
You are adequate/able/amazing with a phaser.

Wait a minute

If you have the Tricorder

Consult the Tricorder

Taking out the tricorder, you spend a minute scanning the area.

Morale Officer Feelix is giving off weak neuro-receptor feedback.

The ship's walls all radiate faint dilithium energy.

If you have the flute

Play the flute for a while

This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.

If there is an item here

Take the <item>

If you have booze in hand

Drink the Blue Merlot

This might not be the time to single-handedly empty a bottle of Blue Merlot.

Speak to Dr. McDucker
Speak to Counselor Delnorri
Speak to Primary Petty Officer Geordi
Speak to Sub- Chief Uhura

If you haven't spoken to the aliens yet. Once you have spoken to them you will need to Speak to Uhura in order to speak to them again.

Speak with the alien
Sit at the Weapons Console
Go to your Quarters
Enter the Turbolift

Occurs as a consequence of using your Time-Spinner and choosing "Visit the Far Future".

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