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You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.
You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.
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{{button|"What do you think we should do?"}}
{{button|"What do you think we should do?"}}
''If?''
:"Deal with the hostile aliens, <PlayerRank>."


"Deal with the hostile aliens, <StarshipRanks-1>."
''If you played the flute once for the crystalline aliens:''
 
:"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."
''If you played the flute once for the aliens''
 
"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."


''If you tried unsuccessfully to speak with the cloud aliens:''
:"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Sentient Fogs to boost the signal."
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{{button|"Please page <StarshipCounselor-1>."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipCounselor-1>."}}
"Attention <StarshipCounselor-1>, please report to the bridge," Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.
"Attention <StarshipCounselor-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, <StarshipCounselor-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."
Eventually, <StarshipCounselor-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."
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{{button|"Please page <StarshipDoctor-1>."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipDoctor-1>."}}
"Attention <StarshipDoctor-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, <StarshipDoctor-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "Dammit <PlayerName>, I'm a Doctor, not a bridge officer."
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{{button|"Please page <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>."}}
"Attention <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>, please report to the bridge," Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.
"Attention <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, <StarshipScienceOfficer-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."
Eventually, <StarshipScienceOfficer-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."

Latest revision as of 01:30, 30 December 2017


Starship Explorer :: Speak to Uhura
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Needs madlib for Crystalline race

You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.


"Will you please hail the alien vessel?"

"What do you think we should do?"
"Deal with the hostile aliens, <PlayerRank>."

If you played the flute once for the crystalline aliens:

"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."

If you tried unsuccessfully to speak with the cloud aliens:

"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Sentient Fogs to boost the signal."

"Please page Morale Officer Feelix."

"Attention Morale Officer Feelix, please report to the bridge," Replacement Ensign Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Morale Officer Heelix stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."


"Please page Dr. McChokov."

"Attention Dr. McChekov, please report to the bridge," Replacement Ensign Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Dr. McChokov stumbles out of Turbolift, "Dammit <PlayerName>, I'm a Doctor, not a bridge officer."


"Please page Third Leftenant Speck."

"Attention Third Chief Spock, please report to the bridge," Replacement Ensign Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Primary Petty Officer Spock stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."


"Please patch me through to the whole ship."

"Crew of the Starship Explorer, this is your Replacement Ensign Speaking."

"We are all going to die."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks unhappy, depressed, but excited.

"We may all die."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks unhappy, depressed, but excited.

"There is free space ice cream in the Lounge."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks happy and a little excited.

"There's free ice cream in the Lounge AND we are probably going to survive this encounter."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks very happy and a little excited.

You return your attention to Sergeant Uhura.


"That will be all, thank you Replacement Ensign Uhura."

Returns you to The Bridge


Occurs at The Bridge after choosing "Speak to Replacement Ensign Uhura".