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==Borg Scenario==
==Borg Scenario==
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{{button|&quot;Greetings.  This is captain of this ship, the Starship {{#madlib:<StarshipNames>|StarshipNames|Word Bucket/}}.&quot;}}
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&quot;My name, is <interesting chord sound>, but perhaps you had best refer to me as A# minor in your primitive language.&quot;
&quot;My name, is <interesting chord sound>, but perhaps you had best refer to me as <alienChordName> in your primitive language.&quot;


&quot;The noise of your ship is rather discordant and we can not abide it. In the interest of interstellar harmony, we shall be bringing all systems on your ship to cesura in <n> measures.&quot;
&quot;The noise of your ship is rather discordant and we can not abide it. In the interest of interstellar harmony, we shall be bringing all systems on your ship to cesura in <n> measures.&quot;
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''If you haven't asked Uhura to adjust the phase''
''If you haven't asked Uhura to adjust the phase''


You play a magnificent flute solo, and A# minor listens quietly.
:You play a magnificent flute solo, and <alienChordName> listens quietly.


&quot;That was wonderful, Captain, but somehow out of phase.&quot;
:&quot;That was wonderful, Captain, but somehow out of phase.&quot;


&quot;Unfortunately, your race is quite discordant. I believe it is best for your part to be tacet in coming compositions. Fine.&quot;
:&quot;Unfortunately, your race is quite discordant. I believe it is best for your part to be tacet in coming compositions. Fine.&quot;


&quot;That could have gone better,&quot; you tell the bridge crew as the image fades away.
:&quot;That could have gone better,&quot; you tell the bridge crew as the image fades away.


''Returns you to [[Starship_Name_::_In_the_Bridge|the Bridge]]''
''Returns you to [[Starship_Name_::_In_the_Bridge|the Bridge]]''


''If you have asked Uhura to adjust the phase''
:<Superior Chief> Uhura adjusts some knobs, &quot;I think I have the phase dialed in, Captain, blow that flute!&quot;
:You perform a jaunty little number, incorporating all the notes of the Diminished E Flat 11th chord and then some.
:&quot;Bravo! Bravo! Well done, Captain. Perhaps there is hope for your race after all. We shall place mutes in our ears and abandon this sector at once.&quot;
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:After returning to stardock, there is a grand parade and an awards ceremony; after all, you did resolve the situation without loss of life!
:Just as your commanding officer is pinning a second medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
:&quot;Well,&quot; you think, &quot;at least I have the memory of earning <n> medals in the future.&quot;
''You earn 2 medals in the future for this solution''
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{{button|&quot;Who are you and why are your weapon systems energized?&quot;}}
{{button|&quot;Who are you and why are your weapon systems energized?&quot;}}

Revision as of 14:22, 4 September 2016

Starship Name :: Speak with the alien
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Borg Scenario

Cloud Scenario

Crystalline Race Scenario

Superior Chief Uhura fiddles with some dials and announces, "Coming up on the viewscreen now, Captain."

As the image clear, you see a strange being made of some sort of nearly-transparent crystalline substance.

A strange harmonic sound comes over the channel and you think maybe the being is looking at you expectantly as the sound fades.

"Hello?"

After a few moments, the being turns off-screen and fiddles with something.

"Greetings fellow traveller."

"Greetings. This is captain of this ship, the Starship Concern."
"Who are you and why are your weapon systems energized?"
"Greetings. This is captain of this ship, the Starship Scheme."

"My name, is <interesting chord sound>, but perhaps you had best refer to me as <alienChordName> in your primitive language."

"The noise of your ship is rather discordant and we can not abide it. In the interest of interstellar harmony, we shall be bringing all systems on your ship to cesura in <n> measures."

"We need those systems to live!"

"Unfortunately, your race is quite discordant. I believe it is best for your part to be tacet in coming compositions. Fine."

Returns you to the Bridge

"Can make our emissions more harmonious?"
Play the flute

If you haven't asked Uhura to adjust the phase

You play a magnificent flute solo, and <alienChordName> listens quietly.
"That was wonderful, Captain, but somehow out of phase."
"Unfortunately, your race is quite discordant. I believe it is best for your part to be tacet in coming compositions. Fine."
"That could have gone better," you tell the bridge crew as the image fades away.

Returns you to the Bridge


If you have asked Uhura to adjust the phase

<Superior Chief> Uhura adjusts some knobs, "I think I have the phase dialed in, Captain, blow that flute!"
You perform a jaunty little number, incorporating all the notes of the Diminished E Flat 11th chord and then some.
"Bravo! Bravo! Well done, Captain. Perhaps there is hope for your race after all. We shall place mutes in our ears and abandon this sector at once."
—
After returning to stardock, there is a grand parade and an awards ceremony; after all, you did resolve the situation without loss of life!
Just as your commanding officer is pinning a second medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
"Well," you think, "at least I have the memory of earning <n> medals in the future."

You earn 2 medals in the future for this solution

"Who are you and why are your weapon systems energized?"
Wait patiently
Enjoy the harmonic sounds

Emoticon Scenario

Warrior Scenario

Notes

  • TBD

Occurs as a consequence of using your Time-Spinner and choosing "Visit the Far Future".

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