The Knob Dispensary: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 05:11, 16 February 2011

You approach the window, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

"FARQUAR!"

"Whaddya want?"

Item:		Price:
	Knob Goblin seltzer	80 Meat
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	130 Meat
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	150 Meat
	Knob Goblin love potion	170 Meat
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	200 Meat
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	230 Meat
	Knob Goblin steroids	250 Meat
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	250 Meat
	Knob Goblin learning pill	300 Meat

You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"

"Umm..." you reply.

"Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.

You lose 20 hit points.

Refer to this handy table for effects and duration:

Item	Effect Name	Duration	Effect
Knob Goblin nasal spray	Wasabi Sinuses	10 adventures	+30% meat, -10% items, -1 substats/battle
Knob Goblin love potion	Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy	5 adventures	+2 Moxie (also, lose 11-19 Muscle Substat)
Knob Goblin eyedrops	Peeled Eyeballs	10 adventures	+15% items, -20% meat, -1 substats/battle
Knob Goblin sharpening spray	Sharp Weapon	5 adventures	+3-5 to weapon damage
Knob Goblin steroids	Steroid Boost	5 adventures	+2 Muscle (also, lose 15 Moxie Substat)
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	Heavy Petting	10 adventures	+5 Familiar Weight, -10% from All Stats
Knob Goblin learning pill	Big Veiny Brain	10 adventures	+2 Stats Per Fight, -20% Meat from Monsters, -10% Items from Monsters

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+* If you don't have the password:
+:You approach the window of the dispensary, and a gruff voice calls out "Password?"
+:"Umm..." you reply.
+:"Guards!" shouts the voice. To summon some guards. Who beat you up.
+{{HP|type=lose|amount=20}}
 Refer to this handy table for effects and duration: