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He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.) | He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.) | ||
You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this. | |||
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| The Lavalier | |
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| Monster ID | 1689 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The LavalierYou approach a tall, orange-armored fellow to ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "Yes, good sir, but I warn you -- your chances against me are naught!" he says, puffing out his chest (you think -- it's hard to tell under the armor.)
"Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"I..." he booms, "am the Lavalier!"
"Like a microphone?" you ask.
"Why... no... I..." he sputters, "like... like a cavalier, but lava. Hold on. Here, maybe this will help."
He whistles, and a giant horse made of magma trots up.
"Oh, okay. I get it now." you say, as he mounts the horse and begins thundering toward you, molten lance aloft.
Hit Message(s):
He hops off his horse and chops off your <nipple> with his glowing hot sword. Ooh! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
He spikes your <lower back> with his red-hot lance. Oof! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)
His horse stomps on your <lower back>, simultaneously causing and cauterizing a horseshoe-shaped wound. Ouch! Oof! Argh! (hot damage)
He smacks you in the <lower back> with his heated-up heater shield. Oof! Ow! Eek! (hot damage)
He spikes your <lower back> with his red-hot lance. Ouch! Oof! Eek!
He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel.
He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.)
You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this.
not known
| You gain ~40-50? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- This is the final Hottest Adventurer.
