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| You look at the Odd Jobs Board to see what weird tasks people are currently hiring for. | | You look at the Odd Jobs Board to see what weird tasks people are currently hiring for. |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Chip Stacker|desc=The Head Croupier at the Thatch-Roof Casino needs someone to sort the poker chips by color and weight, then stack them neatly. It's an obsessive-compulsive's dream job.|meat=300|adv=3}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Manor Painter|desc=The exterior of Spookyraven Manor needs a fresh coat of whitewash, to cover the horrors that lurk within (and the dry rot that lurks without).|meat=300|adv=3}} |
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| {{OddJob|job=Stock-Taker|desc=The General Store's General needs someone to take inventory for him, so he knows how much of which goods he will need to reorder. Upon reflection, this is more of a ''regular'' job than an odd job.|meat=200|adv=3|item=chewing gum on a string|itemqty=3}} | | {{OddJob|job=Stock-Taker|desc=The General Store's General needs someone to take inventory for him, so he knows how much of which goods he will need to reorder. Upon reflection, this is more of a ''regular'' job than an odd job.|meat=200|adv=3|item=chewing gum on a string|itemqty=3}} |
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| {{OddJob|job=Chip Stacker|desc=The Head Croupier at the Thatch-Roof Casino needs someone to sort the poker chips by color and weight, then stack them neatly. It's an obsessive-compulsive's dream job.|meat=300|adv=3}} | | |
| | {{OddJob|job=Apple Harvester|desc=Molly Applecore, the owner of Loathing's only apple orchard, needs a hired hand to help harvest and crate her daily apple crop. Once all the apples have been loaded into crates, she'll ship all of them to Distant Lands, because everyone knows there's no market for apples in the Kingdom.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Card Shuffler|desc=The Thatched-Roof Casino, in an attempt to make games play more quickly, has decided to hire card shufflers to keep a stock of pre-shuffled decks of cards on-hand.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Death-Quip Writer|desc=Secret agent Ionic Bond (who always tells people his real, full name, because that's what a good secret agent does) seeks a moxious writer to write pun-based, badass quips he can make after offing a villain.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Forge Bellower|desc=The Meatsmith wants to hire someone to work the bellows at his forge. Not, he wants to make clear, to stand around shouting loudly, which is apparently a miscommunication that has happened before. |meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Meal Deliverer|desc=A local restaurant has begin a program of delivering meals to the elderly and shut-ins, and needs someone to make deliveries.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| | {{OddJob|job=Salad Spinner|desc=A local health-food restaurant wants to increase awareness of their location by hiring someone to stand outside the restaurant juggling vegetables.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| {{OddJob|job=Tracks Cleaner|desc=Kids keep putting bits of meat on the Tracks. The Council doesn't understand why anyone would do that, but needs someone to go clean up the mess.|meat=1000|adv=10}} | | {{OddJob|job=Tracks Cleaner|desc=Kids keep putting bits of meat on the Tracks. The Council doesn't understand why anyone would do that, but needs someone to go clean up the mess.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| {{OddJob|job=Salad Spinner|desc=A local health-food restaurant wants to increase awareness of their location by hiring someone to stand outside the restaurant juggling vegetables.|meat=1000|adv=10}} | | {{OddJob|job=Twister|desc=The secret dance club in the Sleazy Back Alley is suffering from an empty dance floor. The club's mysterious owner seeks a moxious applicant to do the Twist on their dance floor, encouraging other patrons to join in.|meat=1000|adv=10}} |
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| {{OddJob|job=Card Shuffler|desc=The Thatched-Roof Casino, in an attempt to make games play more quickly, has decided to hire card shufflers to keep a stock of pre-shuffled decks of cards on-hand.|meat=1000|adv=10}}
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| Occurs at [[Seaside Town]]. | | Occurs at [[Seaside Town]]. |
The Odd Jobs Board
You look at the Odd Jobs Board to see what weird tasks people are currently hiring for.
Wanted: Chip Stacker
| The Head Croupier at the Thatch-Roof Casino needs someone to sort the poker chips by color and weight, then stack them neatly. It's an obsessive-compulsive's dream job.
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300
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Do This Job (3 Adventures)
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Wanted: Manor Painter
| The exterior of Spookyraven Manor needs a fresh coat of whitewash, to cover the horrors that lurk within (and the dry rot that lurks without).
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| Wages:
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300
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Do This Job (3 Adventures)
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Wanted: Stock-Taker
| The General Store's General needs someone to take inventory for him, so he knows how much of which goods he will need to reorder. Upon reflection, this is more of a regular job than an odd job.
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| Wages:
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200
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chewing gum on a string (3)
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Do This Job (3 Adventures)
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Wanted: Apple Harvester
| Molly Applecore, the owner of Loathing's only apple orchard, needs a hired hand to help harvest and crate her daily apple crop. Once all the apples have been loaded into crates, she'll ship all of them to Distant Lands, because everyone knows there's no market for apples in the Kingdom.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Card Shuffler
| The Thatched-Roof Casino, in an attempt to make games play more quickly, has decided to hire card shufflers to keep a stock of pre-shuffled decks of cards on-hand.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Death-Quip Writer
| Secret agent Ionic Bond (who always tells people his real, full name, because that's what a good secret agent does) seeks a moxious writer to write pun-based, badass quips he can make after offing a villain.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Forge Bellower
| The Meatsmith wants to hire someone to work the bellows at his forge. Not, he wants to make clear, to stand around shouting loudly, which is apparently a miscommunication that has happened before.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Meal Deliverer
| A local restaurant has begin a program of delivering meals to the elderly and shut-ins, and needs someone to make deliveries.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Salad Spinner
| A local health-food restaurant wants to increase awareness of their location by hiring someone to stand outside the restaurant juggling vegetables.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Tracks Cleaner
| Kids keep putting bits of meat on the Tracks. The Council doesn't understand why anyone would do that, but needs someone to go clean up the mess.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Wanted: Twister
| The secret dance club in the Sleazy Back Alley is suffering from an empty dance floor. The club's mysterious owner seeks a moxious applicant to do the Twist on their dance floor, encouraging other patrons to join in.
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| Wages:
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1000
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Do This Job (10 Adventures)
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Occurs at Seaside Town.
