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<center> | <center>The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. <font color=red>'''Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Argh! Eek! Ugh!'''</font> | ||
The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. <font color=red>'''Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek! Eek! Ow!'''</font> | |||
The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!'''</font> | |||
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You gain 40 | You gain 40 <substat>.</center> | ||
'''Detective Skull''': 103790 HP | '''Detective Skull''': 103790 HP | ||
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Revision as of 03:29, 9 September 2005
You're fighting a Big Meat GolemWow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders.
The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek! Eek! Ow!
The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Argh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
You use the meat vortex.
You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.
Detective Skull: 103790 HP
Occurs in the Sorceress's Tower.
Notes
- This monster can only be defeated by using a meat vortex.
References
- The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
- The description text mentions "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", which is a quote from the movie Star Wars.
- On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
