Big Meat Golem: Difference between revisions

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The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Argh! Eek!

The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Oof!

The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Ouch! Ow! Argh! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!


	You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.

You gain 40 <substat>.

The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
The description text mentions "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", which is a quote from the movie Star Wars.
On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.

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-You use the meat vortex.
+{{useitem|
+image=vortex.gif|
-You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.
+name=meat vortex|
+text=You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.|
+type=combat}}
 You gain 40 {{substat}}.</center>