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*The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Might and Magic|Might and Magic]]'' series of computer games.
*The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Might and Magic|Might and Magic]]'' series of computer games.
*Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|Star Wars]]''.
*Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|Star Wars]]''.
*On defeat, the monster refers to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Wizard of Oz (1939 movie)|The Wizard Of Oz]]'', where the main character has an "auntie" (homonym of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
*On defeat, the monster refers to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Wizard of Oz (1939 movie)|The Wizard Of Oz]]'', where the main character has an "auntie" (homophone of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
*The hit message mentioning a "cheesy head" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Head cheese|head cheese]], which is actually a meat.
*The hit message mentioning a "cheesy head" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Head cheese|head cheese]], which is actually a meat.
*The description refers to the "regular" meat golem you can put up at your campsite.
*The description refers to the "regular" meat golem you can put up at your campsite.


[[Category:Combat Adventures|Big meat golem ]]
[[Category:Combat Adventures|Big meat golem ]]

Revision as of 02:25, 31 January 2007

Big Meat Golem
Monster ID 276
Locations The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hit Points 99999
Attack 99999
Defense 89999
No-Hit 100009
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops None
Manuel Entry
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Big Meat Golem You're fighting a Big Meat Golem

Wow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders.

Hit Message(s):

The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ow!

The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ugh!

The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Argh! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ow! Ouch!


After Combat
You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em.
You gain 40 <substat>.

Occurs at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).

Notes

References

  • The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's Star Wars.
  • On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homophone of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
  • The hit message mentioning a "cheesy head" is a reference to head cheese, which is actually a meat.
  • The description refers to the "regular" meat golem you can put up at your campsite.