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Big Merv's Protein Shakes
You approach a stall with a large sign over it reading "Big Merv's Protein Shakes". Inside you see a heavily-muscled man with a blender (which appears to be connected to some sort of home-made Bowflex machine) and several buckets of... well, something.
The man puts down the plastic fast-food cup he was washing and steps up to the counter.
"Hey there bud! Wanna try one of my homemade protein shakes? They'll make you STRONG! Strong like me! HOO-AH!" His muscles bulge dramatically as he flexes his arms at you.
"Well, what's in them?" you ask.
"Protein! HOO-AH!"
"Well yeah, but what're they actually made..."
"PROTEIN!"
"Uh..."
"HOO-AH!"
(You currently have XX hobo nickels.)
| Buy a shake for 20 hobo nickels. HOO-AH! |
| Don't buy a shake. HOO-AH! |
