The Typical Tavern

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You must have a minimum of 100 meat to adventure at the Tavern post-quest. If you have 99 meat or less, you receive the following message:

Why go to the tavern if you can't afford to drink?

Pre-Quest

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drunken rat
	Item Drops: rat whisker, rat appendix Meat Drops: 8-10 Substat Gain: 3

Post-Quest

If you are either a Teetotaler or an Oxygenarian, attempting to adventure here will get you this message:

You cannot adventure in the Tavern while you're on the Path you're on.

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With the exception of Len Scrafters, all adventures either take away one unit of a stat, give you two units, or give you five units. The size of the unit depends on your level, but the size maxes out at level 15. At that level, the unit's value is 50, so you can either lose 50, gain 100, or gain 250.

Level	n
3	?
4	?
5	?
6	?
7	?
8	?
9	?
10	?
11	?
12	?
13	?
14	?
15	50

All stat gains are subject to the phases of the moons, so the maximum gain you can get is 375 stat. (Are stat losses also boosted by moon phases?)

Losing adventures cost 100 meat, the minor wins cost 50 meat, and the major wins are covered by other bar patrons.

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A guy walks up to you at a bar
	Item Drops: beer lens Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: None

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Bad Ideas Abound
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -100 Substat Gain: minus one unit (Muscle)

• 1 drunkenness

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Over the Top
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -50 Substat Gain: plus two units (Muscle)

• 1 drunkenness

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Kegstand!
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: plus five units (Muscle)

• 2 drunkenness

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Some Enchanted Evening
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -100 Substat Gain: minus one unit (Mysticality)

• 1 drunkenness

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Stupid Drunk Tricks
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -50 Substat Gain: plus two units (Mysticality)

• 1 drunkenness

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Karmic Darts
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: plus five units (Mysticality)

• 2 drunkenness

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Unmoxed
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -100 Substat Gain: minus one unit (Moxie)

• 1 drunkenness

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Moxious!
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: -50 Substat Gain: plus two units (Moxie)

• 1 drunkenness

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Knock Knock...
	Item Drops: None Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: plus five units (Moxie)

• 2 drunkenness