The Unkillable Skeleton

The Unkillable Skeleton
Monster ID	1391
Locations	Dreadsylvanian Castle
Hit Points	500
Attack	500
Defense	500
Initiative	200
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	electric Kool-Aid, Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate, Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards, Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Unkillable Skeleton

You enter the throne room, and see a skeleton strapped to the throne by its wrists and ankles. You move closer to investigate, and your hair stands on end, not out of fear, but out of an electrical charge in the air... "Not enough voltage," the skeleton whispers.

"Beg pardon?"

"You heard me, Warden. Not enough voltage." Louder this time.

"I'm not the warden. And also, I think technically it's the amperage that kills people, not--"

"I can see you, Warden!" Screaming. "Or at least I could if my eyes hadn't melted when you juiced me. But I can smell you. I've still got these nose holes, and they work pretty well even with all the soft tissue burned off. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I know it's you, Warden, and we've got some... unfinished business."

The skeleton rises from the throne -- turns out he's just wearing the straps as bracelets and anklets, and he wasn't actually strapped to it. He bends in close, and you smell the tang of ozone as he begins to laugh.

A jagged arc of electricity shoots out of his left elbow, through your brain, and into his right elbow. It almost feels... windshield wiper.

You lose ~540 Mana Points.

Hit Message(s):

He simultaneously stabs you with his serrated sword. It's such a simple machine, he doesn't have to use force. Argh! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

He grabs your elbow with his left hand and your solar plexus with his right. Electricity courses through you. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

He breaks off a rib and throws it at you hard enough to break a few of your ribs on landing. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ow!

He brains you with the pommel of his sword. The impact scrambles your brains, and the electricity cures your schizophrenia. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He notices he's running low on electricity, and races to stick two of his phalanges into an outlet.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire a clan trophy:

Vibrating Fingerbone

An item drops: electric Kool-Aid

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: electric Kool-Aid (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

An item drops: electric Kool-Aid (???% chance)*

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

Only one of the following will be dropped:

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

You gain ??? <substat>.

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.
• Can't use combat items
• Damage increases based on your buffed Moxie
• Hp increases based on your Muscle
• Elemental damage is drastically reduced
• Bonus weapon damage is the only good way to kill him
• One current strategy is to lower mus and mox to 1. Maximize HP and DR/DA to survive. Maximize bonus weapon damage. Don't forget gremlin juice to be able to hit him with 1 mus/mox
• Like Count Drunkula, this monster may be fought while falling-down drunk. Unlike the Count, it doesn't affect the fight (or at least, does not seem to).

References

Dreadsylvania
Advanced Mechanics — The Terrified Eagle Inn — Shopping — Non-combat Table
Dreadsylvanian Woods Great Wolf of the Air (Hard Mode) Falls-From-Sky (Hard Mode)	Dreadsylvanian Village Mayor Ghost (Hard Mode) Zombie Homeowners' Association (Hard Mode)	Dreadsylvanian Castle The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) Count Drunkula (Hard Mode)