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*Bonus weapon damage is the only good way to kill him | *Bonus weapon damage is the only good way to kill him | ||
*One current strategy is to lower mus and mox to 1, by being [[poisoned]] and other means. Maximize HP and DR/DA to survive. Maximize bonus weapon damage. Don't forget [[gremlin juice]] to be able to hit him with 1 mus/mox | *One current strategy is to lower mus and mox to 1, by being [[poisoned]] and other means. Maximize HP and DR/DA to survive. Maximize bonus weapon damage. Don't forget [[gremlin juice]] to be able to hit him with 1 mus/mox | ||
**[[Mer-kin smartjuice]] is also very useful for this strategy. | |||
*Like [[Count Drunkula]], this monster may be fought while falling-down drunk. Unlike the Count, it doesn't affect the fight (or at least, does not seem to). | *Like [[Count Drunkula]], this monster may be fought while falling-down drunk. Unlike the Count, it doesn't affect the fight (or at least, does not seem to). | ||
Revision as of 02:17, 24 October 2013
| The Unkillable Skeleton | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1391 |
| Locations | Dreadsylvanian Castle |
| Hit Points | 500 |
| Attack | 500 |
| Defense | 500 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | electric Kool-Aid, Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate, Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards, Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Unkillable SkeletonYou enter the throne room, and see a skeleton strapped to the throne by its wrists and ankles. You move closer to investigate, and your hair stands on end, not out of fear, but out of an electrical charge in the air... "Not enough voltage," the skeleton whispers.
"Beg pardon?"
"You heard me, Warden. Not enough voltage." Louder this time.
"I'm not the warden. And also, I think technically it's the amperage that kills people, not--"
"I can see you, Warden!" Screaming. "Or at least I could if my eyes hadn't melted when you juiced me. But I can smell you. I've still got these nose holes, and they work pretty well even with all the soft tissue burned off. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I know it's you, Warden, and we've got some... unfinished business."
The skeleton rises from the throne -- turns out he's just wearing the straps as bracelets and anklets, and he wasn't actually strapped to it. He bends in close, and you smell the tang of ozone as he begins to laugh.
A jagged arc of electricity shoots out of his left elbow, through your brain, and into his right elbow. It almost feels... windshield wiper.
 | You lose ~540 Mana Points. |
Hit Message(s):
He simultaneously stabs you with his serrated sword. It's such a simple machine, he doesn't have to use force. Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Argh!
He grabs your elbow with his left hand and your solar plexus with his right. Electricity courses through you. Ooh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ow!
He breaks off a rib and throws it at you hard enough to break a few of your ribs on landing. Ow! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow!
He brains you with the pommel of his sword. The impact scrambles your brains, and the electricity cures your schizophrenia. Argh! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Argh!
not known
He notices he's running low on electricity, and races to stick two of his phalanges into an outlet.
not known
| You acquire a clan trophy: |  | Vibrating Fingerbone |
 | An item drops: electric Kool-Aid |
| An item drops: electric Kool-Aid (???% chance)* |
| An item drops: electric Kool-Aid (???% chance)* |
Only one of the following will be dropped:
 | An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap |
or
 | An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards |
or
 | An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate |
| You gain ??? <substat>. |
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- Can't use combat items
- Damage increases based on your buffed Moxie
- Hp increases based on your Muscle
- Elemental damage is drastically reduced
- Bonus weapon damage is the only good way to kill him
- One current strategy is to lower mus and mox to 1, by being poisoned and other means. Maximize HP and DR/DA to survive. Maximize bonus weapon damage. Don't forget gremlin juice to be able to hit him with 1 mus/mox
- Mer-kin smartjuice is also very useful for this strategy.
- Like Count Drunkula, this monster may be fought while falling-down drunk. Unlike the Count, it doesn't affect the fight (or at least, does not seem to).
