The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode)

The Unkillable Skeleton
Monster ID	unknown
Locations	Dreadsylvanian Castle
Hit Points	1800
Attack	1000
Defense	525
Initiative	200
Meat	unknown
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	unknown
Drops	skull capacitor, electric Kool-Aid, Unkillable Skeleton's shield, Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword, Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg, Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap, Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards, Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Unkillable Skeleton

You enter the throne room, and see a skeleton strapped to the throne by its wrists and ankles. You move closer to investigate, and your hair stands on end, not out of fear, but out of an electrical charge in the air...

"Not enough voltage," the skeleton whispers.

"Beg pardon?"

"You heard me, Warden. Not enough voltage." Louder this time.

"I'm not the warden. And also, I think technically it's the amperage that kills people, not--"

"I can see you, Warden!" Screaming. "Or at least I could if my eyes hadn't melted when you juiced me. But I can smell you. I've still got these nose holes, and they work pretty well even with all the soft tissue burned off. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I know it's you, Warden, and we've got some... unfinished business."

The skeleton rises from the throne -- turns out he's just wearing the straps as bracelets and anklets, and he wasn't actually strapped to it. He bends in close, and you smell the tang of ozone as he begins to laugh.

He pulls in closer. "Wait a minute... Do I smell... shepherd? Graaaaaaargh! It was a shepherd who sent me to that lousy dungeon in the first place! I mean, I did kill all of his sheep, and also his family, but still. The nerve of that shepherd!"

As his anger grows, electricity begins to arc more frequently between all of the metal objects in the room, effectively trapping you where you're standing.

A jagged arc of electricity shoots out of his left elbow, through your brain, and into his right elbow. It almost feels... windshield wiper.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

An item drops: skull capacitor

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

You acquire a clan trophy:

Cracking Pelvis

and 1 to 3 of:

An item drops: electric Kool-Aid

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and one of:

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shield

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and one of:

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

An item drops: Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate

(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

You gain ??? <substat>.

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After Combat

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.
• To fight the Unkillable Skeleton in Hard Mode, you must eat a Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie and enter the fight with the effect it gives. The effect is removed if (and only if) you win the fight.
• You cannot do anything in this fight. If you try to use a skill, you get:

  You can't move because of all of the electricity in the air.

• He doesn't attack on the round he dies, if you kill him with passive damage. Which, of course, is all you can do.
• Increasing HP doesn't overly help, as his damage scales. Attacks from your familiar, vent rage gland, passive damage, etc. all help. Reducing HP and using a mosquito might be a viable strategy (not tested). Either way, you need massive amounts of passive damage.
• Damage appears to scale to HP. DR has absolutely no effect. DA might (unspaded).
  • Taking 64 damage at 790
  • Taking 94 damage at 1084.
  • Taking 146 damage at 2081 max.
  • Taking 186 to 206 damage at 2281 max.

References

Dreadsylvania
Advanced Mechanics — The Terrified Eagle Inn — Shopping — Non-combat Table
Dreadsylvanian Woods Great Wolf of the Air (Hard Mode) Falls-From-Sky (Hard Mode)	Dreadsylvanian Village Mayor Ghost (Hard Mode) Zombie Homeowners' Association (Hard Mode)	Dreadsylvanian Castle The Unkillable Skeleton (Hard Mode) Count Drunkula (Hard Mode)