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[[image:Inn small.gif|center|The Valhalliday Inn]] | |||
You move into the Valhalliday Inn and set about having an afterlife of afterleisure. After a few days, though, you realize that Valhallalala is a place where nothing ever happens. Not to put too fine a point on it (or a bee in your bonnet), you're getting bored. | |||
Fortunately, the Valhalliday Inn has the KNN channel. One day (or, really, one particular point in eternity) you see the following news story: | |||
"The Naughty Sorceress has returned to the Kingdom and is once again making trouble. King Ralph has vanished once again and the Council of Loathing has reconvened. In fact, it's a lot like the Naughty Sorceress had never been defeated!" | |||
"How do I get out of here? I'm needed back in the Kingdom," you ask the ethereal concierge. | |||
"Well," the shade replies, "You can always go see After-After-Life Al. He's just past that big stairway over there. There's a sign on the door." | |||
You follow the shade's directions and find yourself living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world. Actually, you find yourself in front of a little store with a giant neon sign reading: | |||
'''After-After-Life Al's: The Alpha and Alphmega in Reincarnation Services'''. | |||
See the [[Ascension]] page for more details on the ascension options. | See the [[Ascension]] page for more details on the ascension options. | ||
==References== | |||
* The first paragraph alludes to a lyric from the 1990 song ''Birdhouse in Your Soul'' by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_might_be_giants They Might Be Giants]: "Not to put too fine a point on it / Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet." | |||
* The last paragraph refers to a lyric from the 1980 song ''Once in a Lifetime'' by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Talking_Heads The Talking Heads]: "And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack / And you may find yourself living in another part of the world." | |||
*"Valhalliday Inn" is in all likelihood a combination of the Norse mythological [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla Valhalla] with the hotel chain [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holiday_Inn Holiday Inn]. | |||
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You move into the Valhalliday Inn and set about having an afterlife of afterleisure. After a few days, though, you realize that Valhallalala is a place where nothing ever happens. Not to put too fine a point on it (or a bee in your bonnet), you're getting bored.
Fortunately, the Valhalliday Inn has the KNN channel. One day (or, really, one particular point in eternity) you see the following news story:
"The Naughty Sorceress has returned to the Kingdom and is once again making trouble. King Ralph has vanished once again and the Council of Loathing has reconvened. In fact, it's a lot like the Naughty Sorceress had never been defeated!"
"How do I get out of here? I'm needed back in the Kingdom," you ask the ethereal concierge.
"Well," the shade replies, "You can always go see After-After-Life Al. He's just past that big stairway over there. There's a sign on the door."
You follow the shade's directions and find yourself living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world. Actually, you find yourself in front of a little store with a giant neon sign reading:
After-After-Life Al's: The Alpha and Alphmega in Reincarnation Services.
See the Ascension page for more details on the ascension options.
References
- The first paragraph alludes to a lyric from the 1990 song Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants: "Not to put too fine a point on it / Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet."
- The last paragraph refers to a lyric from the 1980 song Once in a Lifetime by The Talking Heads: "And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack / And you may find yourself living in another part of the world."
- "Valhalliday Inn" is in all likelihood a combination of the Norse mythological Valhalla with the hotel chain Holiday Inn.
